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AlcoholicRetard 51 points ago +51 / -0

Every legislator who proposes or votes for a gun ban should be executed for treason.

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BallsackPaneer 16 points ago +20 / -4

They're free to inspect my guns anytime they want. For the record I keep mine at the bottom of the ocean.

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BallsackPaneer 10 points ago +12 / -2

A downvoter needs their humor level recalibrated.

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DJMAGA20204ever 7 points ago +7 / -0

You lost your guns in a boating accident!? That's so funny and original and definitely not an overused trope.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay, if you don't want something repetitive, can I say that I lost them in a skydiving accident?

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BallsackPaneer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Focus on the point of inspection.

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VonBustacap 0 points ago +2 / -2

It's funny because it's true.

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christianknight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thats still a losing position.

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jeffj95 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can tie a large millstone around their neck and drop them in the ocean so they can get a better view.

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BallsackPaneer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be the most effective and expedient way to get them there.

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ca18det 1 point ago +1 / -0

Executions should be public so the rest of these aspiring tyrants will think twice about their insatiable drive to deprive citizens of their natural borne rights.