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eyejack 206 points ago +206 / -0

Researcher said this from below dark hooded robe as he lit science incense and bowed down to his science god idol, a multi genitalia covered monster that vaguely resembled a cross between Bill Nye and Amy Schumer.

As the researcher slaughtered a goat using the scientific method, they pointed to the twelve masks on their face and said, "I have almost ascended to 100% virus free." This was followed by the researcher fainting most likely from Covid and not oxygen deprivation.