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Formerlurker92 48 points ago +48 / -0

Schrodinger's negro

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soysaucenuts 12 points ago +12 / -0

Underrated comment.

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Formerlurker92 13 points ago +13 / -0

Gotta use that college degree somehow, god knows I'm not using it at work

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I may ask what did you study then end up working in instead?

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Business degree, now I build custom bathrooms

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NoatakTheWiser 9 points ago +9 / -0

There are many different opions on this.

The Copingasian interpretation states that kamala is in a superpostion of Asian and not Asian and it is the very act of measuring Kamala's narrative that causes collapse.

Then there's the pile-it wave interpretation which states that Kamala is getting rammed by everything in the universe and it forces her to take predetermined paths. But this interpretation states she will always have hidden ancestries that makes it very difficult to pinpoint what she identifies as while getting rammed. Thus hidden ancestries is due to the lack of information about the near infinite specifics of how many people Kamala has fucked and what she will claim to be while they pile in her in waves.

Then According to the many whores interpretation the entirety of existence progresses in accordance to the Chode'dinger equation with all possible outcomes happening. So Kamala is all possible races at the same time and deterministically changes what race she claims reaching all combinations possible moment to moment. But when a dick becomes entangled with her she splits for each possible race and claims to be it in some timeline...

Also another interpretation suggests Biden's lack of consciousness causes collapse. And Kamala's state is actively changed when around him. This one is controversial though be cause it implies biden has any level of consciousness to begin with......

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is good enough to be it's own post