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RedditIs4Retards 31 points ago +36 / -5

I'm shocked that unemployed losers live in poverty off my tax money.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don't worry, Xiden will tax you more so they won't be in poverty anymore!

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War_Hamster 15 points ago +15 / -0

You got the first part right.

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noxx 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tax you until you are just as impoverished. Yay equality!

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't blame the messenger. I'm a proponent of Repealing the 16th.

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IroWide 8 points ago +8 / -0

Poverty? That's a thing of the past now that everyone got a one time payment of $1,400 from Potato Joe. Who knew it was this easy?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't that an awesome headline? My girl told me about it and I had to go read it for myself because it sounded too insane.

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IroWide 3 points ago +3 / -0

It certainly was! I know the trailer trash around my area definitely won't blow it all on a new TV, lottery tickets or beer, because I believe in change.

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DJTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shame people actually believe it is that easy. Every other dollar they will have the rest of their entire lives will now be so devalued, it makes that upfront $1,400 a really shitty deal.

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ManateeRanMild 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will grant you equity by removing your surplus funds and allowing you to join them in the bread line.

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CrossTheRubiconTrump 9 points ago +11 / -2

Free food (SNAP), Free money (SNAP & DOL), free housing (HUD), free healthcare (HHS), free power (DOE), and free education (ED). The list goes on with the lists of free shit from sex changes to iPhones.

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RedditIs4Retards 8 points ago +8 / -0

And still they can't find a way to succeed past all that oppression

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24601 4 points ago +4 / -0

McDs might not take the EBT.

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pwntent 2 points ago +2 / -0

SHOCKED