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MrJugsMcBulge 5 points ago +6 / -1

Good luck on #8. I forget the exact numbers but I remember hearing that - because of the sheer number of laws and regulations in this country - each of us unintentionally commits multiple felonies every day.

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Hillarys_Ballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe change to "make friends with a lawyer in case you unintentionally commit a crime"? :)