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ShadowyMrBlank 31 points ago +31 / -0

He's very good at deadpan humor, which is probably my favorite type of humor.

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slowmotrin [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

It takes a lot of skill to say ridiculous things with a straight face, I cannot do it.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 10 points ago +10 / -0

For all the Linux gurus here..

Kill -9 PID

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Jaqen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Quickly followed by:

sudo !!

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

GET

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slowmotrin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Linux reminds me of my very first PlayStation 3.

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randomusers239874 1 point ago +1 / -0

Run sudo kill -9 1 to make your computer run faster.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make it real fast

Kill -9 *

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stonepony 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why is Matt not leading the fight to remove the offensive Noter Dame mascot?

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msannthrope 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too busy fighting for the PIDBIPOCLBGTQIA Leprechaun held captive by racist Lucky Charms...

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just give it time.

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resoluteAction 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Irish had it it worse than the slaves. Genocide by the British (1 million dead), debt slavery to make it to America, and 20 hour work days when they got here in dangerous factories, if they weren't starved to death in slums with Irish need not apply rules. Then to make ends meet children were put to work and the attractive girls were whored out.

Compare this to a free boat ride, 10 generations of free room and board and a 10 hour work day.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus weren't the working conditions far more dangerous?

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jennyfrutex 8 points ago +8 / -0

This isn't even an exaggeration, which is the amazing thing. This is literally how they talk.

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ITS_A_MINDSET 6 points ago +6 / -0

Norm ain’t dead

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n3IVI0 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are persons of color. And that color is pale.

We are good with only one day. We don't need a whole month - we're not pussies. Our awesomeness is self-evident.

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doodaddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

So anyway us half Irish... what, Irish? WE can use the term, my Irish.

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GuyOnABuffalo 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s also an election fraud denying cuckatron 5000 like all the other daily wire faggots.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am a Person of Irish descent and I am disgusted with the cultural appropriation that took place this week. How dare someone not Irish wear green on St. Patrick’s Day or wear green beads or a leprechaun t-shirt or drive to McDonalds and get a Shamrock shake. That’s my culture! It is so racist of these people to pretend they are Irish or enjoy celebrating the holiday.

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BloodDe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like it

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CaptWigWag 3 points ago +3 / -0

The pronunciation for PID is PEDE.

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slowmotrin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha Good observation

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BeckyDtheAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep wondering how many more letters they can add. I remember when it was LGB

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YouTubeSucksDicks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I've been messing with process control too long. All I can read PID as is "Proportional-Integral-Derivative."

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CommiesBane 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a Person of Italian Descent I find his appropriation of my just made up identity highly problematic. This will not stand!

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ScullyMully 3 points ago +3 / -0

Person of EyeTalian Descent =/= Person Of Oirish Descent

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CM_3 2 points ago +2 / -0

My familyIrish descent but as a Nurse I will never say I am PID.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t Matt Walsh Jewish? I thought he was the guy who said that “America is an idea, but not a land” but we couldn’t say the same about Israel, because Israel “is also an idea, but unlike America, it is also a land”.

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CommiesBane 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a Trad Catholic

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I must be confusing him with another political commentator.

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CommiesBane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably his boss, Benji Shapero

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slowmotrin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You put about three different people together lol

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, yeah, looks like it. Thanks.

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OliverSmith 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll have to deduct points from him for not adding Super Straight to the alphabet soup.

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slowmotrin [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think he's hip to that yet.

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raananh 0 points ago +1 / -1

If he's Walsh, then he's a Welsh.

Anyway, a Jew is a Jew, regardless if he's a white Ashkenazi Jew, darker Sephardic Jew, or even darker Mizrachi Jew.

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slowmotrin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's Catholic though

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raananh 0 points ago +1 / -1

He's now Catholic. But his last-name, clearly, indicates he's a Welsh.