Yeah, and as a woman let me just say: I want my fucking unicorn (or at least a cute pony)! That's the only thing of any value that I might get out of this...and now they're not even suggesting it -- fuck that! No peace until I get my pony!

All that aside: that sub is probably the equivalent of crying in your beer at a bar, wondering "why doesn't he love me?". Hey, we've all been been given the ticket to the Bitterness Ball (men included!); the trick is to know when and how to leave before you get turned into a pumpkin.