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Happy 15th Birthday Barron Trump!!!! (media.patriots.win) 🧠 STABLE GENIUS 🧠
posted ago by Magadelic ago by Magadelic +2872 / -1
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Basil2 108 points ago +109 / -1

Cant believe there is only 4 years between these two pictures

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CisSiberianOrchestra 53 points ago +53 / -0

By the time he's 20 he'll be 14 feet tall.

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projectarcturus1 18 points ago +19 / -1

Super male verticality!

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HHornblower 9 points ago +9 / -0

By the time he’s 35 and eligible to run for President he’ll be 50’ tall. They’ll be no stopping him.

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LampshadeDisco 25 points ago +25 / -0

Barron "The Wall" Trump

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TheReal45 10 points ago +10 / -0

The president just got... 10 feet taller

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SFAM1A 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm definitely gonna start referring to him as "The Wall"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 14 points ago +14 / -0

By the time he's 50, he will be able to defend us from Godzilla in single combat.

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TheReal45 6 points ago +6 / -0

And hopefully from deranged leftists as well.

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linereddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile, Joe's great hero Hunter would hide behind 100,000 NG, curled up, trembling and whimpering uncontrollably in his daddy's basement.

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

We will definitely need it!

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TrumpsWall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 73 points ago +73 / -0

Long live the king

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Donger-Lord2 38 points ago +39 / -1

God Save the King.

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freemoonlight 25 points ago +25 / -0

All Hail The Expert

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where is our based medical doctor anyways?

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OrangeCatBad 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hail Augustus

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Cozette 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Once and Future King plus his son, Barron.

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ADAM_SCHITT 7 points ago +7 / -0

THE EXPERT

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bigmikesballsack 46 points ago +46 / -0

He will avenge those who deceived his father.

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Bunniefuzz 40 points ago +40 / -0

Has his mom's exotic look. Good looking young man.

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Mattrocksalot 11 points ago +13 / -2

Sorry you mean his fathers

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Bunniefuzz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see a lot if Melania in him some of DJT too! I hope he will be a force in this 🌍

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NicoleG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Donald and Melania both have good looks and they passed them down to their time traveling space giant son

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Bigcity157 31 points ago +31 / -0

Absolute Unit

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Timmy100 25 points ago +25 / -0

He has learned to CODE! Joe's adult boy can only smoke.

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bubadmt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Look tall, here's the deal.

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Saltyminer11 23 points ago +23 / -0

Happy birthday Buddy!

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IncredibleMrE1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Happy birthday to our Based Secretary of Cyber!!!

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Pierre_Delectoes 22 points ago +25 / -3

Barron going to convert a lot of libshit girls in high school and college when he shows them what its like to get plowed by a real man.

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bratt 1 point ago +1 / -0

M.A.G.A. Make Amour Great Again

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fapoo 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's only 15?! I thought he was a bit older than that given his size.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, the kid's huge.

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MAGAPlenty 16 points ago +16 / -0

Happy birthday Expert!

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Gmelindag 15 points ago +15 / -0

He is the Time Traveler isn’t he! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!🎁

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Chopblock 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump/Rittenhouse 2040!

Let’s Send Satan’s Cyborgs back to Hell, and also Lower Taxes!

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Girthquakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop, I can only get so erect.

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Digitaliberty 12 points ago +12 / -0

The silent stoic.

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MagaHippie88 12 points ago +12 / -0

Happy birthday to our beloved time traveling giant!!! <3 MAGA2021

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NameNumber1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love this young man. He sure has changed a lot since he was that sleepy little rascal on stage with his dad on election night 2016.

Happy birthday, Big B.

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JetJocky 9 points ago +9 / -0

Barron sure is able keep a poker face. He must have spotted a commie in that room. Happy Birthday Barron.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago +10 / -1
  1. How many years is that in cyber?
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Gwoz8881 15 points ago +15 / -0

1111

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BidensWetNurse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that a Qlue????

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Gwoz8881 8 points ago +9 / -1

No. It’s 15 in binary

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +4 / -1

There are no coincidences.

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Waffleyumboy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Trust the plan. 4 letters(MAGA), 4 numbers, 4 years, 4 months. Come April, Trump and the military will rebuild this country from its ashes. Be ready.

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K3719er 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old enough?

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Erikabodereka 8 points ago +8 / -0

Happy Birthday!!

Anyone else feel protective of him? Maybe because he's nearly the same age as my own.

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Donger-Lord2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump 2044!

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MrsNos 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not gonna lie I’m jealous of those cheekbones..

Happy Birthday lad, you have the whole world ahead of you, enjoy!

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BidensWetNurse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lad's got a lot of his Mam in him. 10 reasons why that's a good thing, after these messages.

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Judiwont 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think he will grow up to be the best looking child of President Trump.

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Rucktoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I had to confer with some colleagues on my math, but we finally determined that Barron will be 45 feet tall when he become Galactic Emperor.

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skyehye808 6 points ago +7 / -1

Future president, lets keep the trump train going for generations🇺🇸

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wrongkindofimmigrant 6 points ago +7 / -1

I wish him all the best. It's difficult being tall.

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NoatakTheWiser 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's difficult being tall

Pure fantasy. This is awesome. Barron is nearly at the height where he can walk an entire town in 3 steps. People would do anything to have that height and he's not even done growing.

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BidensWetNurse 6 points ago +6 / -0

Being tall is ace.

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coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tall men typically earn more. Not that he needs to worry.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

In some ways, yes. But it's better than being short.

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XCorneliusX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Happy Birthday to a fine young man.

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, he was the cutest little kid. Now a handsome young man, but the absolute cutest little kid.

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Gwoz8881 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s 6 foot 20 and weighs a fucking ton

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have Trump for a while.

long live the Trump family

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GeneralTsoTofu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude won the gene lottery.

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K3719er 4 points ago +4 / -0

This dude is gonna need a wheelbarrow to carry his massive balls around in. I just know it.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

Barron looks like he can shoot laser beams from his eyes. That kid might be emperor of Earth some day.

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RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUTURE GEOTUS!!!

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MountainMan95 4 points ago +4 / -0

This kid has gotta be like 7 feet tall by now, right?

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EdwardTeller 2 points ago +2 / -0

A standard flag pole like the ones used in the background is 12ft tall.

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Kek_Johnson 0 points ago +1 / -1

Put him on the hill at Mar-a-lago and have him hold the flag. Don't need a pole with him around.

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Magadelic [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too next month

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MobileDev4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This kid knows how to play Minecraft and it shows

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basedtexapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

User name checks out.

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bdailey1965USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harden yourself.....fill yourself with hatred for the scum that did this to your family and country...........they are truly worthy of our hate - Seth Rich R.I.P.

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BrionK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Son of greatest president, no pressure. You got this kid. 80 million Americans stand with your family. God bless.

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shadows_of_the_mind 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if the legendary Barron is as based as GEOTUS

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's hope so!

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Parhelion12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Narrator: He group in a world of injustice and corruption. He saw it all, and he's back.

Barron: I'm good at two things: kicking communist ass and chewing bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

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crazyjackel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barron Trump, the time-traveling super-president. He will lead us into the promised land with his 15-D chess skills.

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Ocineaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based ubermensch

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Obvious 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can someone remind me what ended up happening with Bran’s character in Game of Thrones? Thanks.

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Hans_MacGruber 2 points ago +2 / -0

He got to be what he totally never asked to be. 🙄

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ModelMinority 3 points ago +3 / -0

GIANT TRUMP.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hes 15? Already taller than his dad. Thats crazy.

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many yards tall is he now?

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New1account1old1user 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those flags must be 20 feet tall