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Oldjeansandbelt 168 points ago +169 / -1

TEN BUCKS IT GOES UPON JULY 4TH

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Moebius 94 points ago +96 / -2

Shhhh...that's the day...don't let the FBI know...

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Viewer01 56 points ago +57 / -1

We move. July 4th. Praise the fathers.

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 33 points ago +36 / -3

Reeeeeeee stop planning an insurrection!!!!!11111

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Donger-Lord2 17 points ago +18 / -1

I can’t wait for the feds watching us to be disappointed on the 4th.

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ModernKnight 21 points ago +21 / -0

They'll be so upset they'll make their own.

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Aambrick 7 points ago +7 / -0

起义,叛乱,造反,暴动

I believe that is their new language.

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gaijin_ronin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me Rove You Rongtime

Translated from the official FIB Smallswell transcripts.

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Aambrick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Four Eight Ten Eight

My good m8 lesson learned.

Chyna has sent her regards.

For churning ferns.

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gaijin_ronin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now they will send those

whose crotches will burn

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posedgeclk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alex Jones: Hey, look, Carl Rove! Carl Rove: I know you're trying to get free footage from me, but you have to pay to play. Call Fox. Seriously. Call Fox. I don't want to tell you again, you have to PAY to interview me. Call Fox. CALL FOX! Alex Jones: Hey Turd Burglar! Carl Rove: Keep your hands off me! I'll call the cops! REEEEEEE!!!!!

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where’s that guillotine!

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Basard 11 points ago +11 / -0

The eagle lands at sunrise!

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SupremeDearLeader2 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Cow flies over the moon ! [ harris]

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DJTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll spring the silver spoon

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CommieCucker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stand by the grey stone when the thrush knocks and the setting sun with the last light of Durin's Day will shine upon the keyhole

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Littlebigfoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crow caws at midnight

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NPC11011110000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going to be wild. Explosive, even.

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freedomFrites 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'm planning to have a small bbq for my closest family members, if I've been "good enough"

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +14 / -1

You'll do nothing of the sort, you racist scum.

How dare you think for yourself and make a plan? That's our job, serf.

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Moebius 9 points ago +10 / -1

I think I'm authorized one hot dog and a sparkler...and one non-alcoholic beer of course

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better be a synthetic plant based hot dog.

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Moebius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hydrolyzed vegetable protein. FD&C Coloring and artificial flavorings...but no meat.

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CommieCucker 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are allowed to gather with your family if your intent is to mob white people and assault them

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TenaciousDT 3 points ago +3 / -0

This one appears to have had too much to think, hmm? Get 'em.

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1776DeusVult 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hey FBI, it’s haNeNnIN July 4thz. Now if you exercise your full bureaucratic muscle to come and find me for saying that, I’ll knock your agents’ fuckin teeth out on my front porch and post the security cam footage here on Patriots.win to prove it. Stay tuned pedes

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CapitalismCrusader 11 points ago +11 / -0

is it wrong for me to say that this would be sort of entertaining to watch?

anyways, Godspeed pede

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QuickMaths 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think its fair to say that watching a bunch of traitors get their teeth kicked in by a patriot would be top notch entertainment.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

1000 relies easy.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, I didn't think we were suppose to open our boogaloo letters until Friday Nov 13????

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

The satellite signals are going to keep getting closer together, right?

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Moebius 3 points ago +3 / -0

The levels of the 'Y Rays' have already increased...according to my 'Dentist'...;)

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RivalPipe 17 points ago +18 / -1

After this past election, can we really say we still have Independence?

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Ryanaissance 30 points ago +31 / -1

Celebrating what was, and hopefully what will be again.

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War_Hamster 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm going to include that in my Independence Day speech.

Nice powerful words Patriot.

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elmerecido 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍🇺🇸🎆🎇🧨

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GODwins76 12 points ago +12 / -0

I sure fucking can, the moment they decided that my vote didn't count was the moment they decided to revoke my consent to being governed by them.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

After this past election, can we really say we still have Independence?

No. July 4th is Annual Hot Dog & Fireworks Day now. But to be fair, Mark Dice interviewed a stream of people in San Diego - all born here - who didn't know WTF was being celebrated on Hot Dog day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyhCOPh48ew&t=2s

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WVboi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't have any fireworks this year (new norm and all that). I guess I'll just have to go outside and shoot my AR14 in the air instead. Who's with me?

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JohnnyWolverine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Pop had an AR-14, he was a bad dude.

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just make sure it's not a shotgun, or else everyone will think you're being burgled.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Listen here fat, we are going to be busy with our cookouts because all the patriots will have had their jabbity jab and will be getting fired for smoking the doobies.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll bet $1776 bucks

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Suitable_Swolefish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah! I'm sure that this fence will be erection, I mean erected up multiple times these next 4 years.

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PlateOwner 67 points ago +68 / -1

Plane stairs are a credible threat...

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IncredibleMrE1 25 points ago +25 / -0

Ban assault stairs!!!

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Sigma 11 points ago +11 / -0

No one needs that many steps!

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Johnfox13 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why do you need so much incline?

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Chopblock 14 points ago +14 / -0

So the FBI was LYING?!

My stars and garters! Imagine that!

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

I haven't heard "stars and garters" since I was a teenager.

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Joesf23 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine my shock

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Joesf23 8 points ago +8 / -0

White supremacist stairs being investigated by cucked FBI right now

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ShyRipley 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arrested development has just been cancelled on Netflix.

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Ryanaissance 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those stairs were on the run...

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TraumaHotel 35 points ago +36 / -1

But troops not going anywhere

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Moebius 17 points ago +17 / -0

They can't keep them there much longer...too damned expensive and its an 'incident' just waiting to happen.

I'm surprised ANTIFA in coordination with some three letter Org hasn't already staged some shit...

Wait and see.

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publius1788 30 points ago +30 / -0

The government hasn't cared about expenses in about 50 years.

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Moebius 16 points ago +16 / -0

The government hasn't cared about expenses since the ratification of the 16th Amendment in 1913...The 'Progressive' Income Tax...

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TraumaHotel 7 points ago +7 / -0

True dat

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Qualityproduct 14 points ago +14 / -0

Remember when they gave Trump shit for cost of security ?

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orange-man-bad 8 points ago +8 / -0

They gave President Trump shit for rolls dice breathing.

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cookiesforsale 4 points ago +4 / -0

It will happen as soon as the fence goes down... then they will build a boarder wall style fence around it with sniper towers... and maybe a trebuchet or two to protect lord Pelosi.

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CapitalismCrusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao this makes me think there is going to be a june 6th, 2021

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Moebius 3 points ago +3 / -0

That may be useful later...

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pffft.it ain't there money.

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Chuj 33 points ago +33 / -0

Great! Now is our chance to organize our attack on the Capitol!

...

  • Said no one ever
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cookiesforsale 11 points ago +11 / -0

I bet the FBI did....

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sackofwisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

The tiki torch thing had false flag agitators. The capital "attack" was planted by the enemy as well. Wherever we go as a group, we've got to be careful of bad actors.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Literally Pearl Harbor 2.0. A day that will live in origami”

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Thewickersnipper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wink wink. Don’t forget your fully semi automatic AR-57 this time.

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PhilosoGuido 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or your “ghost gun” with a “30 caliber clip” capable of “30 bullets within half a second.” think of it “a 30 magazine clip in half a second!”

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

57? I've got an AR99! Ass-salt rifle

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Donaldino 2 points ago +2 / -0

inb4 :FNN: by Monday has an article quoting this comment with nothing after the "!" included

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Viewer01 1 point ago +1 / -0

July 4th is the day. Praise the fathers.

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Gwoz8881 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fucking finally. It should never have been up in the first place. We aren’t a dictatorship. We are a free country

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ProphetOfKek 28 points ago +28 / -0

Lmao are you sure about that? I’m not.

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IncredibleMrE1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Free*

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 9 points ago +9 / -0
  • some restrictions may apply.
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NotQuiteHuman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Void where prohibited by law.

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Donger-Lord2 3 points ago +3 / -0

• Including all of your rights.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

*also, some people get rights that are made up

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, it was pretty cheap compared to rockets and armour and infantry and whatnot.

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aaafirefly123 10 points ago +10 / -0

Correction.

We are SUPPOSED TO BE a free country.

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WakingKnowledge 6 points ago +6 / -0

FREE? ROFL Help me I cannot stop laughing. We are all slaves, who are you kidding? Well except for our overlords.

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ChickenWW3 5 points ago +5 / -0

We are?

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Free” “country”

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BroadSunlitUplands 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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PodunkTexas 17 points ago +17 / -0

There is no credible presidency, either.

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PhilosoGuido 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chairman Xi begs to differ.

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fuzzydunlop 14 points ago +14 / -0

No problem, here comes a false flag

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ravioli_king 10 points ago +10 / -0

After the March 4th hoax, the new hoax was "then they'll attack April 15th."

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MythArcana 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, Capitol Police already shot all the unarmed women they could, so it's slim pickings now. Go fuck yourselves with your Xir Potato Crackhead dolls.

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Pederella 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only credible threat is from within the Capitol.

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deus_vult 8 points ago +8 / -0

Watch the FBI mail themselves some sparklers in a PVC tube.

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Diotima 8 points ago +8 / -0

so the gov spent 1 billion dollar on 3 months of security when there was no credible threat? time to demand a investigation

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StartAgain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Does DC even want this to happen? The takedown of Fort Pelosi

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +8 / -4

Still no evidence she actually was killed.

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +5 / -2

Obfuscation can mean many things, all of them nefarious.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 3 points ago +5 / -2

She looked pretty dead to me..

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NineteenEightyFour 1 point ago +3 / -2

George Floyd looked like he was being strangled. Appearances deceive.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not really aware of this theory. Care to fill me in? What’s the point of faking her death?

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befehlistbefehl 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s the point of faking her death?

So that patriots will attempt to fight back against their enslavement, thus giving the commies justification to enslave/genocide us. Don't you know they aren't allowed to genocide us if we're nonviolent?

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Colonel_Chestbridge 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t get that though, because they would for sure lose that battle. They are still shaking in their boots from that selfiefest that was the capitol “riot”

The sooner they try to genocide us, the sooner we can get this over with.

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befehlistbefehl 1 point ago +1 / -0

because they would for sure lose that battle.

Exactly. And that's why they are doing everything they can to stop her from becoming a martyr for us. Including calling her death a false flag.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody,not even the fbi let that big of a lose end live.on the odd chance they faked it every single person involved would be dissapeared like a used child on pedo island.

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orcwordlaugh 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why do you lot insist on pushing the Babbitt wasn't killed?

Even if she wasn't, what good does it do MAGA? Normies will just disregard it as a loony conspiracy theory. If it had caused a violent push against the Capitol then sure, but as it is there's no sense to pushing that theory.

Meanwhile, a female veteran being being gunned down in cold blood by Capitol Police and no information after two months. I loath to say it, but that's useful to MAGA as terrible as it is.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want the truth whatever is, whether I’m wrong or not. I don’t know if she’s dead or not. Either way there would be motive to hide who the alleged killer is.

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FCUK_REDDIT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crisis actors.

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yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0

FACTS

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Quidnunc 6 points ago +6 / -0

What does Pelosi have up her sleeve? Capitol police don't take a crap without asking Crazy Nancy first.

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NavySTG 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll laugh if 4chan fucks with them again and starts circulating a new date. Or, as soon as the fences come down, ANTIFA/BLM TERRORISTS storm the place. That would be top kek.

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry, they'll probably do another round of summer bonfires in D.C. this year.

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll believe it, when I see it.

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clocker23 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nor has there ever been a threat. They used the fence as prop (kinda like the masks...) to instill fear: "Oh, NO!! Rightwing Extremists/Supremacists!!!" Now they they got everything they wanted -- their fraudulent Electoral vote count (notice the challenges all went away when the capitol bldg was "attacked"?), they got their 2nd impeachment, they got their crap bills thru Congress, they've raided the Treasury (more will come), etc., -- they're now saying... "Never mind". Fuckers.

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MAGA1775 5 points ago +6 / -1

Exactly. Yet some on here still think we are "winning" and that the deep state is in total panic. They are getting everything they wanted. Its a party right now going on with the tyrants....raiding the Treasury, stuffing their pockets, demonizing MAGA people, pushing more division to further destroy the country, jacking up taxes, destroying the middle class, starting more Middle East wars to stuff the pockets of the war profiteers, etc.....

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basedtexapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

And while the Democrats gloated over their "victory," the Republicans, led by Mitch McConnell, breathed a sigh of relief: Everything would finally, FINALLY, go back to normal.

And as I'm fond of mentioning, I say that as someone who has voted a straight Republican ticket since 1996.

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FCUK_REDDIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

No normals after the last 5 years. We coming for these fuckers.

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FuckGovernment 5 points ago +5 / -0

CHARGE THE POLICE OFFICER WHO SHOT ASHLI BABBIT YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!

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Archmagnus 4 points ago +4 / -0

you knows what it mean

go in, and go in, an go in, like the us marshal and his three daughters

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Coprolite 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry there will be a reason to not take it down.

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BroadSunlitUplands 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully.

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GeneralVeers 4 points ago +4 / -0

The credible threat to America was INSIDE THE FENCE THE WHOLE TIME.

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Guildpro101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to 1st amendment the Capitol again?

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slowmotrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Wait a minute so there's no Q army anymore?"

"There never was"

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TenaciousDT 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe it is "NEVER HAS BEEN" gun pointing astronaut

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Registered 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Insurrection 2" coming soon to you.
More old ladies carrying small flags, waterbottles and half knitted sweaters.

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Dang 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only reason it was up in the first place is because the Biden administration is an illegitimate coup.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

They thought we actually had spines :rofl:

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hillaryprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

They love gaslighting and pretending there's a threat from the right. They just love it. They want it to be true. Even though they are supporting terrorism themselves with by sucking the teat of antifa and blm.

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KungPaoMcChicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok time to protest.

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PNWgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, did it finally dawn on installed administration that nothing says credible leadership like razor wire and National Guard for security...To everyone, both at home and abroad??? Took them long enough. 🙄 I'll bar-b-que whenever the [email protected] I feel like. Don't need this playdoh telling me It's okay. I am an adult.

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Tomm 2 points ago +2 / -0

“No credible threat” they’re talking about us. We are “ no credible threat” that’s what they think of you “no credible threat” that’s why they’re doing what they are doing because we pose “ no credible threat”. No👏Crdible👏👏threat👏

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Chongald_Xrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in favor of keeping the fence up. Congress should be locked in cages.

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EagleOverTriumph 2 points ago +2 / -0

DC is still under illegal occupation.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahaha

Were in an "Extremism Stand down" -per sources from the military.

Hahahahaha

If the wall comes down then it fully proves they're full of sh*t.

Hahahahaha

What then do we have such a "stand down" for?

Just keep on redpilling people for us, hahahaha.

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HKFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because there never was a credible threat, it was a false flag

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Magapat 2 points ago +2 / -0

LETS STORM IT GUYS! LETS BRING GUNS THIS TIME AND REALLY KILL ALL THOSE CONGRESSMEN. (Cum after me FBI I dare you)

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spez__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you mean? Some people knocked on a door? Don't you know that means that the entire capitol must be locked down and half of the US population should never be allowed to peacefully assemble ever again?

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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll bet any amount of money that the swamp creatures agree to work from home the rest of the session..

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JJ_Las_Vegas 2 points ago +2 / -0

But white supremacy hides in the shadows 🤡🌎

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A1waysLurk1ing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Queue the false flag.

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UsurperJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll remain terrified of the people they are supposed to represent.

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NancyPelosisEyebrows 2 points ago +2 / -0

As they should. They should be terrified that they are misrepresenting the people who they are supposed to be working for. They shouldn't fear that we are gonna hurt them, because that was never anyone's intention. They should fear that with each passing moment that they fail to uphold the Constitution by making decisions that don't favor Americans' best interests, the likelihood of them seeing the inside of a prison cell grows.

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LtPatterson 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll keep it on quick deployment for whenever they want it back.

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Staatssicherheit 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fact that we weren't protesting against that stupid fence is on us.

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americafirst1994 1 point ago +1 / -0

its not coming down

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOLD UP THE FENCING AND SHOVE IT UP CONGRESS' ASS, HOW BOW DAH?

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OXIE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great ! Now we can have a nonstop "Justice For Ashli Babbitt Rally" on the steps and watch them squirm trying to figure out what to do about that.

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cryptoa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Translation:

We are going to unleash BLM and ANTIFA on DC

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tiamat 1 point ago +1 / -0

clown world

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793D 1 point ago +1 / -0

was no credible threat. was

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warlord1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeet boi