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Biden's America 🇺🇸 (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by burrito ago by burrito +1180 / -3
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AsaNisiMAGA 35 points ago +35 / -0

Ass burgers.

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Coolgenner 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lemme ass you sumpin

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Listen fat

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JESUSJUGS 22 points ago +22 / -0

If you look carefully you can see she’s sitting on “Black Canyon” Angus Beef! 🤡😂

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Agent_Orange 13 points ago +13 / -0

Make that "Black Canyon Anus Beef".

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Bonfire 12 points ago +12 / -0

The brand label on all the shelves is “Black Canyon.” You can’t make this stuff up.

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1ValhallaJack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rump Steak with a side of chonch hair.

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EpicTrump 41 points ago +41 / -0

Dear God how does anyone allow themselves to get that obese? When my pants start getting too tight in the waist, I cut back on my food intake a bit. I can’t afford to keep buying new clothes because I get fat. Have some self-control and respect yourself enough not to get to this condition. This is so gross but hey, she cares about others because she is wearing a mask. /s

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Johnny_Dangerously 12 points ago +13 / -1

$1400 clams will get you a lot of beef! Oh, that reminds me "WHERE'S THE BEEF!"

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Anaconda 10 points ago +10 / -0

OBAMAPHONE!!!

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noxx 7 points ago +7 / -0

The little valve in her mask lets her expel her germs anyways. It's doing nothing except restricting this buttergolem's breathing, hence her parking her trashbag-full-of-cottage-cheese ass down on food that tax payers buy for her.

Who am I kidding, at that weight she's sitting her fat ass down every 5 minutes because her knees can't handle the load.

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EpicTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

“ buttergolem's” LMAO

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deleteDems 6 points ago +6 / -0

Something something wypipo caused this

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secretbern 5 points ago +5 / -0

Follow government eating guidance. Attend public schools.

Unfortunately, obesity is really easy. Makes me sad.

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SaltiTaralli 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sure it's her hormones that are doing it to her.

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Bandanna1 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair,

Her hormones probably are, "at this point, what difference does it make" levels of fucked in all actuality.

With her age, past 20 years of poor diet, lack of exercise/activity, and however many kids her hormones absolutely probably are fucked.

She's gone. I give it a 1% chance of redemption for this one. However it's not the hormones that did it to her. It's what she did to her hormones. She'll be gone in a decade.

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EpicTrump2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Underactive thyroid obviously.

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Chuj 21 points ago +22 / -1

I hope the store charged her for all that meat. She maxed out her EBT card

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Anaconda 11 points ago +15 / -4

Nah she just got more EBT cards from her children and stolen SS numbers that got her more EBT cards

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NoFucks2Give 4 points ago +4 / -0

You posted the photo. So.....

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deleted 1 point ago +5 / -4
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Husky 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've seen this guy several times now, I don't keep up with meta stuff around here, what's the deal? He a troll?

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha.he ain't wrong

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boreal_storm 15 points ago +15 / -0

Her arm is thicker than my thigh.

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Jaqen 16 points ago +16 / -0

Her thigh is thicker than my ottoman.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 11 points ago +11 / -0

My tax dollars raised and fattened that sow.

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HerbertBailBondsh 2 points ago +2 / -0

And she hates hates hates wypeepo.. except fo tha prez dents on her money

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bighomiebeenchillin 1 point ago +3 / -2

homie u weak af go hit da gym bitch nigga

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FuckGovernment 13 points ago +13 / -0

Relax. She has a mask on.

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boreal_storm 13 points ago +13 / -0

Aunt Jemima really let herself go after being cancelled.

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Killinger 11 points ago +11 / -0

"So this is what spam looks like outside the can"

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Unbounded1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good example of someone with a low IQ. Sitting your fat ass on grocery food meat and thinking nothing of it.

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spezholio 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stacy Abrams has really let herself go since winning that Georgia election.

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Lurkermon 8 points ago +9 / -1

Why does she have a towel?

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JerryJerryJerry 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm more curious about the bathing cap. They do construct a pattern... Or it could just be to swipe between the rolls of fat.

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 7 points ago +7 / -0

So she can constantly wipe the sweat off of her fohead, armpits and back knees

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

constant sweating i would assume.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Leave her alone... She's starving...

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Junionthepipeline 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cant breathe either

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MyAuntFanny 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am going to have to become a vegetarian now. Or only shop from upper shelves. Because I can't risk being the unsuspecting shopper who unknowingly picks up that beef after she walks off.

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SaltiTaralli 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always get produce from up high. I don't want the stuff that nose-picking children have fondled. I mean, I know the adults have dirty hands too but I can't win 'em all.

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IPFreely68 6 points ago +6 / -0

She should be tased and arrested for spreading herself.

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monkadelic 2 points ago +9 / -7

Don't be a piece of shit here. Your other Jew hating comments reveal you're actual racism, and its not welcome. So you're either a shill, a lefty, or both. DEPORT THIS LOSER WITH THE NEW ACCOUNT.

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ChickenWW3 2 points ago +3 / -1

Found one.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +3 / -2

Stormfags be brigading like crazy. You can tell because they are all emotional like leftists.

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Hivetyrant36 1 point ago +3 / -2

I found a zombie

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monkadelic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny how all the "FUCK THE JEWS" losers are all new accounts. How bout this instead, fuck you, you are an obvious smoothbrain, not fooling anyone.

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Manello 5 points ago +5 / -0

Queefsteak

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worldowedexplanation 5 points ago +5 / -0

She’s a new Target model!

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AynRandish 5 points ago +5 / -0

I suppose screaming ‘there’s a large black woman farting on the meat’ would be racist?

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KuzoKevin 5 points ago +5 / -0

She should scoot down a few feet to the pork section.

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paul_rick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love the Flex-Seal hairdo. Is this going to become a trend?

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at that beast

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redinmn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Societal norms. They just dont seem to be handing them out like they used to.

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ivana-humpalot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Id bet money her ass stinks

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

she probably smells like wet cardboard and stale popcorn

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mikethemarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

more than one cow was placed in this cooler

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SneezerAugustus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Standard size in my area. There’s 100 of them at any given moment in my local grocery store.

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k_the_c 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is what happens when every foodstuff is loaded with sugar.

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re not putting sugar in spinach.

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k_the_c 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt she's eating that, unless by accident.

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Anaconda 1 point ago +4 / -3

Ummm, sugar is not the reason she is fat. I eat that same 'sugar food' and am nowhere near as fat

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k_the_c 2 points ago +3 / -1

I read that high fructose corn syrup was introduced into food in the 70s and it's in many, many things. People who grew up in the 50s say that it was rare to see an overweight person. Now they seem to be everywhere. Whenever I want to lose some weight I always cut out anything with sugar and eat more meats. Seems to work well.

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RPD2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crap genes combined with crap willpower, combined with modern day food. It all contributes.

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Hivetyrant36 0 points ago +3 / -3

It's not sugar, it's overconsumption of polyunsaturated fats. Look up Tucker Goodrich interviews for more.

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SuperDuperHypersonic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you know how much corn syrup they put in purple drink?

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Hivetyrant36 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sugar elevation over long periods of time is bad, which is why aspartame is worse than HFCS. Sugar can't make you fat unless you're already metabolically compromised. Granted, high sugar 24/7 will cause obesity, but only because it's compromising metabolism. It's rather hard to keep spiking your sugar like that. Diabetics are told to eat 5 times a day, which only exacerbates the issue.

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k_the_c 0 points ago +1 / -1

Will do.

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UltraFrogMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goddamn

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mikethemarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

she had to take a brake, cause her ass was hot and she was afraid she was going to shit herself, OR DID SHE

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GainesvilleFlorida 3 points ago +3 / -0

That ladies black canyon is all over that angus.

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BotFlyPenis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope she has a mask on her cow sized bung hole. Just eat the shit stained meat faggots.

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holliday50 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol @ Black Canyon Angus.

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pedeypete 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair, the she read the sign on the meat as "Black Canyon Anus."

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Joshua55 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope she wasn't wearing thong underwear.

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TheCremaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

... I hope she wasn't wearing any underwear... and on her".".

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tucker2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

making sure it's lean beef

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could never bring myself to eat the cow that's in this cooler

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HerbertBailBondsh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stinking trash.. as usual it has to be "all 'bout me"..

Get off the fucking food you obese land whale!!!

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Judgejude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whattaburger.

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Badboy8426893 2 points ago +3 / -1

My this one is scary true!!

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never buy the bottom shelf.

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FredRedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

“these are the people of Wal-Mart...”

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

That kind of fat can't feel good. Plus, five years tops and you're worm food. Lots of worms will be fat and happy.

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, Big Pharma has plenty of drugs to keep this bitch alive and on welfare for years.

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LibertarianXian 2 points ago +2 / -0

"40$/lb !? Here, put one in your purse."

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Lepewpepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Why does my pork smell like tuna and ass?"

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

That dress is like a sausage casing

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought those signs said 'black owned'

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EagleOverTriumph 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess that's the only way she's getting any more meat near that ass...

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Worldskipper2 2 points ago +3 / -1

No big deal, I'm sure she's clean

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monkadelic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nobody that size can reach their own asshole, you do the math.,

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ukfan758 1 point ago +1 / -0

Entire beef section smells like a fish market now

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's probably sucking some hamburger up into her ass as she sits there..

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DeplorableSpic3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s get some slaves ... what could go wrong ... 500 years later ... this ... this could go wrong

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Peacekeeper76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gross.