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notCIA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Conversation with my waitress today (no masks)

Her: sorry, sir. I had to grab your straw to keep it from falling out of your drink

Me: that's fine, I'm sure you aren't that dirty (jokingly)

Her: well, you probably got the rona now

Me: shit. Might as well put me in the ground to wait

Her: I don't know, you are sitting down so you might make it

Basically, Missouri rocks.