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posted ago by Girthquakes ago by Girthquakes +56 / -0

"Masks are NOT required at this residence, smiles are encouraged. Free your face!"

Loomis, Ca is a pretty based little town so I fully expect them to oblige but one can never be too certain.

Edit: It was a success! We tipped him $20.

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RiffFantastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll probably get flamed for generalizing in this scenario. I know a lot of pedes here were pizza delivery guys in their past lives. However, in my experience, it's not a very based occupation no matter where you live. Some of those guys will find their ways later, but right now they're still under the thumb of "the man".

Side note: I regret never being a pizza delivery guy. After all those horny house wife pizza dare stories and Reddit and porno plots, I feel like I missed out.

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thatguynobody 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know, we were pretty based where I grew up in NorCal; granted, I haven't delivered a pizza in almost twenty years 🤷