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mikejones 24 points ago +30 / -6

What about the next governor? Rig election and some commie gets in and screws everything up.

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Independenceforever 15 points ago +15 / -0

Colonize Florida and take it over.

Move in and have lots of kids.

Don't depend on the ballot box. Nor ammo.

Just move in and reproduce.

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GrovPortion 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have given up on Sweden (for now), I'd rather bring the wife and multiply over there before taking Europe back.

Got a company that employ Americans and lift money out of Europe (before covid naturally) and into the US economy. I work hard. I cherish everything that the constitution states. I speak fluently. I know your history and I don't abuse any drugs.

Where can I sign up?

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IntersectionalXhe 25 points ago +25 / -0

Hate to be the one to point it out, but, take a vacation to Mexico, get some Bronzor and tan yourself. Take a weekend excursion over the border, make sure all the kids say “hola” a lot and in your best Spanish accent tell the first “Amenesty Assistant” that you see that one of the kids (or all) are trans, and just keep saying “Flo-reee-dah” and they’ll set you up nice with a Social Security number from some of the old folks that our northeastern governors killed.