Lifetime Oregonian here, but I have the intensifying inner need to take my conservative, outspoken, hard working politically active human frame to a great state like Florida to help save that state from any outside dipshit libtard influence. My state is hopelessly lost to the idiotic liberals. I've tried. I truly have, but I don't see any hope for Oregon unless we split her down the Cascade Mountain range and join Idaho.
One of my final straws was when a retired surgeon friend of mine, hardcore conservative, finally said fuck it, I'm going to go on the Oregon Health plan for free insurance. His retirement is structured so he shows a low enough adjusted gross income that he qualifies. Me TOO, but I just can't do that, too much guilt I guess.