This just in; Newest CDC revised guidelines are now mandating 3’ 3 1/2” of separation, and include an Anal-plug whistle in order to alert other citizens to viral particulate aerosolization!
September 2021: Just in time for peak season, CDC releases new “Covid History” app with QR code, allowing everyone to optionally share covid contact trace history with friends and family as well as vaccination status! Law stipulates that people are not required by law to download the app but are encouraged to do so!”
July 2022: “Nearly 100 of the Fortune 500 companies have already agreed to participate in universally adopting Covid History app guidance requirements to help stop the spread of Covid-19. “We are in this together!” Said Walmart CEO “look the reality is our stores have thousands of people a day going in and out and touching products. As many sanitizing precautions we take, the risk of contracting Covid is a real risk if we continue to “react” to the virus. Shutting down after someone contracts it doesn’t stop the spread from happening, that’s why we must take a proactive approach and prevent the virus from entering our buildings”.
April 2023: “CDC Covid History app adoption hits record high with nearly 450 of the top Fortune 500 companies implementing its usage at their doors. Some right wing critics, notably those associated with white supremacy groups, have bemoaned the requirements as illegal and unethical. However in a recent statement Kroger CEO has disagreed “We are not discriminating against anyone. Entering our store is just one option customers have to shop with us. We have been leading industry changes including removing all minimum purchase requirements for curbside pick up, as well as maintaining competitive and low cost same day home delivery options!”
February 2024: Known supporters of the violent insurrection from 3 years ago when Trump supporters attacked congress men and women, which resulted in multiple deaths, continue to organize and criticize scientifically based Covid policies. One prominent group named “Patriots Against Covid” said, before ICANN removed their website from the internet recently, posted an update on their site that stated “not all companies do or can provide contact free options, such as amusement parks, movie theatres, gyms, etc!” However as many scientists correctly point out, roller coasters are not essential life sustaining necessities. When asked about the shrinking number of businesses those who choose not to participate in the Covid History program have access to President Harris in a pretaped interview stated “I will continue to fight for all Americans by ensuring everyone has access to essential services during this perpetual worldwide pandemic!” President Harris’ comments were positively received by many identical comments online which all stated “I agree with President Harris. This is for the greater good. The greater good!” Username “x0012475” also commented “President Harris is the best president.” Meanwhile username “x0012476” stated “[comment generator failed. Token access denied.]”.
I’ve been getting blood work done every 48 hours since January (fertility treatments/monitoring), and the nurse’s and my face are inches away from each other, with masks on, as she waits for the tube to fill up. We can definitely feel each other’s breath being that close.
If society were really in danger all elective treatments like this would be shut down immediately.
Surely this has nothing to do with the fact that there are public schools that have classrooms as big as 20+ students each, and they need to figure out how to fit them all in there.
The wings on the virus have actually shrunk both in terms of size and strength so it is much more difficult for the virus to travel the longer distance of six feet. As the virus mutates, scientists are unsure if wing strength and size will continue to decline or reverse course and actually become bigger and stronger. Please -- this should only cause a little bit of fear.
Science is difficult -- we need to understand this and listen to scientists as represented by the media. They have done the hard work we just need to remain calm and stay at home and listen to their directions.
I have just learned that right now they are working at the speed of light analyzing all of the new and emerging variant strains to find the one strain to end all of the conflicting information and put an end to people feeling free to go outside and live their lives. The one emerging strain with promise is white and has some big guns so....
So this is were the $200 billion to school districts are going. Fckn idiocy. If you are worried about the China Virus don't use 100's of cans of reversals at $10 a pop. You can buy a 10 gallon fogger and refill with disinfectant for less than 1$ per gallon.
When I was a kid all the kids would occasionally have to put ourselves in a line, using our arms’ length as a guide to maintain distance. That’s 2 arms or roughly 6 feet give or take. This is now half that in the name of precaution of a deadly disease. What in the actual hell
If you want to look at the science, wearing masks outside or even during the day to some degree is fucking ridiculous. UV light implodes covid cells, UV light is almost everywhere during the day as long as a room has a window.
Sorry CDC you're a vaccine manufacturer for profit... You have no say.
Nicely stated Fren.... Truth is the best disinfectant I know of. Thanks for dropping that salty truth bomb!!!
SALTY ARMY!!
Making up the rules day by day.
This just in; Newest CDC revised guidelines are now mandating 3’ 3 1/2” of separation, and include an Anal-plug whistle in order to alert other citizens to viral particulate aerosolization!
September 2021: Just in time for peak season, CDC releases new “Covid History” app with QR code, allowing everyone to optionally share covid contact trace history with friends and family as well as vaccination status! Law stipulates that people are not required by law to download the app but are encouraged to do so!”
July 2022: “Nearly 100 of the Fortune 500 companies have already agreed to participate in universally adopting Covid History app guidance requirements to help stop the spread of Covid-19. “We are in this together!” Said Walmart CEO “look the reality is our stores have thousands of people a day going in and out and touching products. As many sanitizing precautions we take, the risk of contracting Covid is a real risk if we continue to “react” to the virus. Shutting down after someone contracts it doesn’t stop the spread from happening, that’s why we must take a proactive approach and prevent the virus from entering our buildings”.
April 2023: “CDC Covid History app adoption hits record high with nearly 450 of the top Fortune 500 companies implementing its usage at their doors. Some right wing critics, notably those associated with white supremacy groups, have bemoaned the requirements as illegal and unethical. However in a recent statement Kroger CEO has disagreed “We are not discriminating against anyone. Entering our store is just one option customers have to shop with us. We have been leading industry changes including removing all minimum purchase requirements for curbside pick up, as well as maintaining competitive and low cost same day home delivery options!”
February 2024: Known supporters of the violent insurrection from 3 years ago when Trump supporters attacked congress men and women, which resulted in multiple deaths, continue to organize and criticize scientifically based Covid policies. One prominent group named “Patriots Against Covid” said, before ICANN removed their website from the internet recently, posted an update on their site that stated “not all companies do or can provide contact free options, such as amusement parks, movie theatres, gyms, etc!” However as many scientists correctly point out, roller coasters are not essential life sustaining necessities. When asked about the shrinking number of businesses those who choose not to participate in the Covid History program have access to President Harris in a pretaped interview stated “I will continue to fight for all Americans by ensuring everyone has access to essential services during this perpetual worldwide pandemic!” President Harris’ comments were positively received by many identical comments online which all stated “I agree with President Harris. This is for the greater good. The greater good!” Username “x0012475” also commented “President Harris is the best president.” Meanwhile username “x0012476” stated “[comment generator failed. Token access denied.]”.
Can you imagine the money wasted on cleaning products and accommodations all for a larp. History should be very unkind to this point in time.
All of those things are good strategy.
I’ve been getting blood work done every 48 hours since January (fertility treatments/monitoring), and the nurse’s and my face are inches away from each other, with masks on, as she waits for the tube to fill up. We can definitely feel each other’s breath being that close.
If society were really in danger all elective treatments like this would be shut down immediately.
It's like this virus knows and has been adapting to fool us. Sneaky, sneaky!
None of them have any idea what's going on. This has only ever been an exercise in control.
I was able to redpill a bunch of people by saying Biden is beating back Covid. Hence the 3 feet rule. He is making Covid weaker.
Meme this, pls!
Surely this has nothing to do with the fact that there are public schools that have classrooms as big as 20+ students each, and they need to figure out how to fit them all in there.
Fucking clown show.
The wings on the virus have actually shrunk both in terms of size and strength so it is much more difficult for the virus to travel the longer distance of six feet. As the virus mutates, scientists are unsure if wing strength and size will continue to decline or reverse course and actually become bigger and stronger. Please -- this should only cause a little bit of fear.
Science is difficult -- we need to understand this and listen to scientists as represented by the media. They have done the hard work we just need to remain calm and stay at home and listen to their directions.
I have just learned that right now they are working at the speed of light analyzing all of the new and emerging variant strains to find the one strain to end all of the conflicting information and put an end to people feeling free to go outside and live their lives. The one emerging strain with promise is white and has some big guns so....
... we need to be very afraid.
And touching abc breathing chemicals is much safer.
I know, all that Lysol is doing more damage to these kids lungs and liver.
And contact disinfectants don’t need to make contact.
So this is were the $200 billion to school districts are going. Fckn idiocy. If you are worried about the China Virus don't use 100's of cans of reversals at $10 a pop. You can buy a 10 gallon fogger and refill with disinfectant for less than 1$ per gallon.
Our school playground opened this week. No idea why.
When I was a kid all the kids would occasionally have to put ourselves in a line, using our arms’ length as a guide to maintain distance. That’s 2 arms or roughly 6 feet give or take. This is now half that in the name of precaution of a deadly disease. What in the actual hell
Troll me once, time traveler...
If you want to look at the science, wearing masks outside or even during the day to some degree is fucking ridiculous. UV light implodes covid cells, UV light is almost everywhere during the day as long as a room has a window.
Sorry kids, the playgrounds are to remain closed. This includes your own backyard if you are doing online school. Reeeeeeeeeee
"Is Trump still president? No? Okay boys start only spreading 3 feet!"
Children are smaller targets than adults. Makes perfect sense.
Another year of lockdowns....it'll be less than 1 foot...
???
Virus so contagious, so deadly is easily killed by lysol.