1868
Comments (169)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
95
deleted 95 points ago +95 / -0
40
Sphinx3peat 40 points ago +40 / -0

I had an Italian-heritage professor in grad school who called himself a dago. He was cool.

44
Fuckingfuckers 44 points ago +44 / -0

Did you hear about the new Italian tires that run flat. Dago wop wop wop

15
BabbleRabble 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shut up bigot!

17
remember1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

God dang pizza eaters

8
eagleeyeddjt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Italian American here... HAHAHA

5
yeldarb1983 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always heard that joke "where do the tires on a Fiat go?

|"dago tru rain, dago go tru mud, and when dago flat, dago wopwopwop"

3
GameStonks 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can inflate them with hair grease and spaghetti sauce

13
Time 13 points ago +13 / -0

My father had “dago” tattooed on his arm. In the places he frequented, if you asked for him by his given name, few people would have known who you were talking about. If you asked for dago, everyone knew who you were talking about.

12
SpaceTiger 12 points ago +12 / -0

My nickname in my friend group in college was “white bread”. I was the only white dude in the group. Didn’t bother me in the least, especially since the Native American friend called himself a “prairie n**ger”. And I’m not talking Elizabeth Warren levels of Native American. This dude was clearly identifiable as one.

3
KingSweyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every native I've met with that level of self-awareness about their people is cool as shit and a great hunting buddy.

We can all get along when we stop pretending to be what we're not.

3
Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love my Italian snow tires: Dago tru mud, dago tru snow, and when dago flat, dago wop-wop...

15
ImpeachThisBitch 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah but WAP has a new meaning now.

4
Cozette 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden, the WAPoTUS?

4
Sevralann 4 points ago +4 / -0

WAPoTATUS

4
Codrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and if stairs are involved it’s... “WAPoTATUS, two PoTATUS, three PoTATUS, ....FLOOR!!!!

11
WhoWasThatMaskedMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Me too, and that was just from the Irish half of the family.

6
valley 6 points ago +6 / -0

I absolutely agree rubberbiscuit. I was a skinny, scrawny kid, with knocked knees. As I got into HS I filled out, gained about 80 pounds, grew 9 inches and my knees straightened out. Getting teased as a small kid made me stronger and able to slough it off. I hated to fight, would walk away from one if I was able to, but if not, I could scrap with the best of them. Did I ever get my ass kicked, sure, but I learned from each fight.
Kids need to be picked on so they can grow up, I bet there would be much less trans bull shit.

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
1
Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

"wop" allegedly "With Out Papers" but that may be urban myth