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wiombims 3 points ago +4 / -1

Because that's a made in china red dot on top. And you're a war hamster of refined, made in America, taste. I gotchu.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +2 / -1

I still feel somewhat inadequate for not owning that beautiful engine of liberty.

But it's the hamster in the fight, not the pretty weapons that matter.......or something like that......I don't know, I'm drinking tonight.

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wiombims 3 points ago +4 / -1

And to think I wanted to hire you to infiltrate an FBI agent's colon yesterday. Lucky miss but I sense an action movie style comeback in you when you hit rock bottom.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'll do whatever it takes to save Lady Liberty, but can't you find another job for me?

"Infiltrating" the IFB in the way you suggest might require some hazard pay.