this call is being recorded Yas, herro 911, this is false flag agent 69, currently holding up the BurgerKing™ with Ramirez, yes, armed and dangerous, that's right, doing acts of terrorism with an american flag ar15, yes just like the hollywood film Falling Down, the customers are scared because the automated cashier didn't give me the burger I ordered, yes, you should definitely send all your squad cars over here right now to a very real mass shooting incident that's very real and not glowing at all and in progress, oh, almost forgot dis maga country! beep