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A Biden Detector (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MasterChief ago by MasterChief +2516 / -1
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deleted 18 points ago +20 / -2
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DJT_MFer 20 points ago +22 / -2

Yep, after 999,999,999,999,999 it goes back to 1.

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deleted 14 points ago +16 / -2
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fegeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, it's calories burned per kilometer, that would be 0.6213712 calories per mile, assuming he can get up that stair on the way.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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JimmyJam 8 points ago +10 / -2
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Logan_Viking 1 point ago +2 / -1

Less than 300 now

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JimmyJam 1 point ago +2 / -1

We are making the difference!

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JimmyJam 1 point ago +2 / -1

200 to go!

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +2 / -1

144!

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +2 / -1

137....

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JimmyJam 1 point ago +2 / -1

90!!

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +2 / -1

17🤯🤯🤯🤯

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JimmyJam 1 point ago +2 / -1

It’s happening!!!!

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RememberKosciuszko 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well if people gang up on this then maybe it will succeed but for now it's 600 vote advantage for the other guy

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JimmyJam 2 points ago +3 / -1

It was 1700. A post earlier in the day got hot and generated 1000 votes. I’m trying to get attention again.

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +2 / -1

137 mow. It’s working!

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +2 / -1

123 we got 29 mins left

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JimmyJam 1 point ago +2 / -1

19 minutes!!

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +2 / -1

109 to go

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Pelosi_Halitosis 7 points ago +8 / -1

Oh, Jotato signals his bathroom intentions with a 1990's pedometer? Just give the old fuck a bell already.

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MasterChief [S] 12 points ago +13 / -1

Pedo-Meter

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DebunkTheLeft 9 points ago +10 / -1

To find Trump you'd need a stud finder.

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neolunar 4 points ago +5 / -1

In computer language 1 is yes so makes sense to me

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AnthraciteCracker 4 points ago +6 / -2

Put that thing down... come on, man!

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MrJugsMcBulge 3 points ago +4 / -1

I once took a pedo-meter to Hollywood. It exploded.

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think that thing can display a minus sign. He needs to get one of the newfangled kinds that correctly subtract steps from the count when you fall down the stairs.

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Aries_cz 1 point ago +1 / -0

That thing has to explode when near Congress

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793D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well you're nowhere near Washington DC or LA, that's for sure.

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lavebug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Year worth of

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Queenmelania45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it track stairs climbed too?

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lavebug 1 point ago +1 / -0

it will be the same in 4 years

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wrongkindofimmigrant 0 points ago +2 / -2

Those are rookie numbers!

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Auroraalpha 0 points ago +1 / -1

Conplete with F-curves at 4am. Just in case we need that cheese pizza.

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deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1
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Demandred 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh come on, there are always way more pedos near Creepy Joe.

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SupremeDearLeader2 0 points ago +1 / -1

that's how many times he thinks of touching his poor underage relatives .