DRUG TEST EVERYONE!
I've noticed that commies love to use their drugs and smoke their marijuana. So if you own a business or have some sort of influence on HR policies, always make sure to have drug testing.
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DRUG TEST EVERYONE!
I've noticed that commies love to use their drugs and smoke their marijuana. So if you own a business or have some sort of influence on HR policies, always make sure to have drug testing.
MAGA people smoke weed and eat mushrooms.
Weed smoking patriot here. But I’m self employed, no test for meeeee!
Good but for employers we don't want to risk hiring "woke" employees that will attempt to destroy our companies.
Hiring is definitely fraught with peril. I have a collection of Trump related hats on my desk, which all candidates will sit in front of before being hired. I want a deactivated rifle (I live in the PRC, People’s Republic of Canada) to hang on the wall behind me too. I imagine the reaction to a maskless face would be worth a dozen standardized aptitude tests...
Look for Meth and Fentanyl Leave the poor Weed smoking Pedes out of that tyranny
"Opiates are the opium of the masses"
-Karl Marx if he wasnt brain dead
This post has got to be a troll in 2021, but I'll bite: Fuck You. Your statement is grossly generalized. While you're correct that a vast amount of hippie commie job prospects are smokin dope at least, there is also a massive amount of conservative, based, Trump voting stoner job prospects out there. I mostly loved Ronald Reagan but one of his major mistakes was his endorsement of invasive drug testing of Federal employees which of course was soon embraced by the Fortune 500 and then by increasingly smaller companies. This is an affront to privacy and akin to an inverted diversity hire. Question: if I'm in my private residence and using drugs (provided I'm not bothering/exposing/hurting anyone else), who the fuck is the govt or anyone else to tell me I can't do my job as well as the next guy from 9-5? I know dudes that will drink alcohol to the point of blackout on a Tuesday evening and can barely keep their shit together on Wednesday, yet they are not subject to your beloved drug testing. I'm only defending weed here, perhaps I could listen regarding "hard" drugs, but the basic premise remains. The Capitalistic job market will "weed" through the losers.
I have no problem with people smoking weed. I just don't want them working for me. Period. My money, my choice. If you don't like it, go make your own money.