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FuckGovernment 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just print and fill out your own vaccine card, and get free donuts

https://archive.is/rZFxz

https://health.wyo.gov/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/2020-COVID-19-shot-card-2b.pdf

Download a copy to your local drive in case links get removed.

Contact your local state health department for clinic locations

Share information how to fill out the card. What is the alpha-numeric format for patient ID numbers? Product name and lot numbers?

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PoorMansPsychiatrist [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was going to share a pic but maga host not there anymore?

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FuckGovernment 1 point ago +1 / -0

I collected about 30 pictures of the vaccine cards filled out.

Let me know if you need help.

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

If i need help getting it printed on the correct card stock and getting the size correct, would that be something you could hypothetically help me out with? In minecraft, of course.

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FuckGovernment 1 point ago +1 / -0

Printing the PDF should yield the correct size.

The card stock you may have to trial and error and go to a local office supply or print shop and get some samples.

It should probably have the texture and thickness of a typical post card, maybe a little thinner.

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Mcnutty 6 points ago +6 / -0

666 comments

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

(Iron Maiden intensifies)

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satan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I approve.

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wat_meme 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know what I love about this past year? It has really made me sit down and consider our choices in food and other purchases. We already didn't eat out often, but now we really choose carefully who our money goes to, and it NEVER goes to big conglomerate businesses anymore. Our grocery shopping has always been pretty much the edges of the store, but now we really have cut out processed brands and have found new local bulk foods, and my cooking and baking has expanded. We probably eat way healthier, and have lost some weight.

I don't need Krispy Kreme, we never really ate them because of allergies, but there are so many great alternatives that you can bake, and you don't need a to be a human/pet and have a shot record to have them for cheap!

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FuckGovernment 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've gotten better at making things from scratch.

Flour, baking soda, corn starch, sugar, dough, pasta

I've also found ways to turn leftovers into something else. Boiling bones for broth, turning leftovers into soups or stews.

Krispy Kreme tastes like pure sugar. I'm more an eggs and sausage guy. I don't like pastries in the morning. I've tried to front load my daily calories to the earlier parts of the day. Big breakfast and lunch, slim early dinner, less heartburn and digestion right before bedtime, better metabolism.

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OneBigMaga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Krispy Kreme is the most over rated donut place I history. I remember when everyone started talking about the and think, I gotta try these. Then I had one and thought, this slightly better than those packaged hostess donuts, but not by much.

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Overmann 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're really good direct from the Krispy Kreme shop when you get them as soon as they are ready.

And they just played themselves, free doughnuts just by printing out a card.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, they aren't. They can't compare to a local mom and pop donut shop. I normal glazed donut is ten times better that theirs are.

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Overmann 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't been to one that was super great, but I'm sure there are mom and pop shops out there that are really good.

Anyway, cheating the system to get a free doughnut made possible by a really dumb promotion sounds good to me.

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Paleo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Last Friday in c/Health we showed that the top 5 comorbidities for Covid deaths were obesity related.

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great point.

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many of us have made major life decisions based on the reward of a free fucking doughnut?

Show of hands?

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Themodsrfags 2 points ago +2 / -0

Krispy Kreme is fucking gross. About like dunkin donuts

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never understood what the big deal was. Just another globalist company trying to destroy small business.

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone please explain this business model to me? How can they possibly afford to give any vaccinated people a free doughnut EVERY DAY for a year?

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PoorMansPsychiatrist [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously they are ridiculously overpriced to begin with.

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notatallimsure 2 points ago +2 / -0

That jane dough pun is on point though.

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Da11en47 1 point ago +1 / -0

So is that really the legit vaccine card, paper and ink?

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. I linked you to a printout front and back.

Print it to card stock.

I can help you fill it out if you need to know lot numbers and such.

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welp, im getting exponentially healhtier with this trade off.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's great,

I'll bring along my new "Suck My Dick Card" and I will expect prompt and attentive service.

"Try Our New Tropical Flavors"

Krispy Cream

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Themodsrfags 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should upload a template. I'd print one out

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Shaffro 1 point ago +1 / -0

The upside is that everyone who boycotts these commies and their artery clogging garbage food will get healthier and healthier and be able to kick the shit out of the enemy when the time comes. Always, a silver lining.