805 There is a special place in hell for this lying scumbag (media.patriots.win) posted 23 days ago by kek_saved_the_world 23 days ago by kek_saved_the_world +805 / -0 38 comments share 38 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (38) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 1 ▼ – NYC_4_Trump 1 point 22 days ago +1 / -0 Me: Doctor, I am bleeding from my anus. I am scared. Doctor: You do not have a crisis. You just have a recurring problem of anal cancer. Me: Oh thank God, I thought I was in trouble. Doctor: You still have six months to live. Me: But you said it's just a recurring problem? Doctor: It is. One that will kill you. permalink save report block reply
Me: Doctor, I am bleeding from my anus. I am scared.
Doctor: You do not have a crisis. You just have a recurring problem of anal cancer.
Me: Oh thank God, I thought I was in trouble.
Doctor: You still have six months to live.
Me: But you said it's just a recurring problem?
Doctor: It is. One that will kill you.