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posted ago by Ridiculousposter ago by Ridiculousposter +172 / -0

I dont pay taxes so Juan and his 25 kids, along with the one in the oven, come across the border and mow my lawn in 6 months.

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spaceforce_maganaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've been saying this. Start shooting people who break in, and watch the illegals disappear completely.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some pede stated that if we had snipers full time working round the clock shifts, it would cost somewhere along the line of 80m a year to cover the open areas of the border. No need to clean up the waste since wolves and animals are a thing. The bones would serve as a detractor.

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Jabblemonkey1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based

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de9ebkmd7 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the same as my cold take, my slow long deliberated opinion. You can enter the country legally or you can chose to invade. Choosing he later should be perilous.

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Kaarous 4 points ago +4 / -0

There should be a perpetual federal bounty on the capture of illegals, and for information leading to the capture of illegals.

We should be hunting these fuckers in the streets. They're invaders as far as I'm concerned, and should be met with appropriate force.

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LaughlinPrepper1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. Would actually cost less to taxpayers, and provide a much needed service.

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Juan's kids will also be attending Berkeley and Stanford too, sucker.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

You think it'll be called Berkeley for long? I am sure it'll be changed to "Rodriguez Guilliermo Santiago Domingez School for the less fortunate".

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth. Stanford > Breonna Taylor Thunberg Institute for Climate Justice and Gender Fluidity.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who the fuck is Brennon Taylor?

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trumpcard7 2 points ago +2 / -0

The border should be defended with deadly force. No one should be allowed in for trials or room and board or any firm of welcome. I don't think there should be cages, I think there should be prison busses to shackle everyone into and just drive then back. Water cannons, tranquilizer guns etc combine with no social service would see a 90% decrease in illegals.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm fucking done. Governor Abbott Needs to do something now.

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loooooof 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instead, we buy them hotel rooms while American CITIZENS sleep on the streets.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea, I am done. I don't lose any sleep over the thought of them dying of dehydration trying to get here.

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MAD-3R 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lethal Force. FTFY fren.

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BasedNtruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s absolutely fucked that if we the people took border security into our own hands on our dime WE would be arrested, and the criminal illegal invaders would still be released into the US.

Something has got to give

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Ridiculousposter [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Civil War, sessession, restoration of Trump, tar and feather Cuomo for killing my grandma. In Minecraft.

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Lordahdaring 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to start a little nicer because of how it's been treated for so long.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every person in this country illegally and EVERYONE who helped them evade arrest and prosecution should be sentenced to five years hard labor and then deported to North Korea.

I'll keep my suggestion to preventing further border breaches to myself but it has to do with firing warning shots at eye level.

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Ridiculousposter [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're speaking english, but I didn't understand a fucking thing you said.

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Anon1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out.