Comments (20)
sorted by:
7
Kramit 7 points ago +7 / -0

So the fat fucks who are most prone to the virus can keep getting fatter and more prone. Great logic

2
BillDBlasiosBlackSon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

2
empiretc 2 points ago +2 / -0

exactly what we were thinking!

6
loooooof 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Show your proof of self-poisoning so that we can poison you with our product!"

5
RememberKosciuszko 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sadly it will actually fucking encourage some of the sheeple

4
ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is genius! No donut-munching fattie is just going to eat one donut if they go to Da' Kreme. They will buy a dozen and get a free one.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
4
TrumpWonByALandslide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Advertisement should read "Free diabetes with proof of vaccination".

If I want a donut, I'll go buy it. What are they, like a buck?

3
RichieAppel 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the vaccine hasn’t killed you yet(It will) the donut a day definitely will.

3
SavingPrivateGrace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, because people died who were overweight when they caught the WuFlu.

3
DEPORT_DOOMERS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully donuts increase your chances of dying from the vaccine, natural selection lol

2
DrCowboyPresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

A single effin donut? Useless carbs?

So brave. So stunning.

2
obamagavemeaphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

[K]rispy [K]reme [K]notholes can suck my... knothole!

Dunkin' for life!

2
arminius009- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lets all print out our vax cards and put krispy capacity to the test. 75million free donuts a day..challenge accepted...lmao.

-7
deleted -7 points ago +2 / -9
2
TheNakedGenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Raises three questions:

  1. How pervasive is the marxist chokehold on corporate interests that companies will foot the bill for this?

  2. How cheap are these blobs of sugary fried glop to make anyway?

  3. How's my forgery game?

0
deleted 0 points ago +2 / -2
2
Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

People would be crazy to do that. Besides, the donuts are fattening and our country is already overcome with fat people due to the flavor enhancers and preservatives that are made in China and shipped here. You ever see a bunch of fat Chinese people?

1
BurtMcGirt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because obesity is great for your health.

-6
deleted -6 points ago +1 / -7