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posted ago by Tip-O-Matic ago by Tip-O-Matic +18 / -0

I just heard on the radio that Krispy Kreme is giving away doughnuts to people who get the vaccine. Show them your vaccination ID card, and they'll give you a free plain glazed doughnut.

What a bunch of fucking idiots. I quit going there a long time ago, when they showed me they couldn't make a fucking cup of plain coffee. They were too busy making fru-fru iced coffee drinks, and I stood there waiting 15 minutes for someone to make me a damn cup of coffee.

The lengths that everyone is going to, to try and convince us to get one of these vaccines only adds to the suspicions we all already have.

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Tip-O-Matic [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I guess cream, sugar, or black just wasn't cutting it for the soy boys and other millennials. They have to have enough options so they don't have to be like anyone else, and it makes them feel special to have their own custom soy vanilla decaf mocha latte with extra froth. Maybe it's that "everyone gets a trophy" mentality.

Nothing beats a plain old manly cup of black coffee,