They were so popular people were SCREAMING like beatles fan girls, the voters lost their composure nationwide and couldnt even handle getting to the primaries. Thats why Cumala didnt get any votes. Peoole were having excitement induced siezures because she was so black and so Asian and so wahmen.

Fortunately enough voters snapped out of it simultaneously at 3 am in all the key battle ground states, just in time to bring their suitcases to vote.