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Vindalou 38 points ago +38 / -0

Print out your forged "vaccine" card and stop by for your freebie as often as possible. You don't have to eat the doughnut that costs them money. ;)

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ColoRobo 24 points ago +24 / -0

Better yet, print out hundreds and hand them out at the door.

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Disallowed 10 points ago +10 / -0

Better AGAIN, print them out fill in the details, give them to all the homeless in the local area ... Win, win win!

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also put them on the bulletin boards in local laundromats if they have them.

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cciv 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better yet, draw them with crayon and let them challenge your medical record.

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hypebeast420 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS. Seriously, the right answer is we weaponize their tactics against them. Get AS MANY DONUTS AS POSSIBLE. Eat them, give them to the homeless, feed them to the birds, whatever. Drain them of financial resources.

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invalid_data 7 points ago +7 / -0

Better yet, print out your card, get donut, then proceed to drop it on the floor. Look at the cashier, shrug, and walk out.

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Lepreco-Inc 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the way.