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BigIronBigIron -3 points ago +5 / -8

Now you're just making shit up

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lmao 5 points ago +8 / -3

for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

Genesis 2

But now that I read where it is, I'm not that certain it was for the whole time before the flood. I only just remembered the verse.

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BigIronBigIron -5 points ago +6 / -11

Genesis also featured a talking snake, giants, people living to age 969, Noah getting drunk AF and naked in front of his kids, a 90 year old woman giving birth, a 'just and righteous man' telling an angry mob to rape his daughters, the same just and righteous man having sex with those daughters, a woman being turned into a pillar of salt, a man wrestling with God (and he wins), God tapping out MMA style, Jesus' ancestor being born of incestuous prostitution, and all sorts of other humdingers.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 2 points ago +3 / -1

Your original rebuttal was that he made it up, not that Genesis is fake.