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deus_vult 206 points ago +209 / -3

And the LORD said unto Noah:

"The next time you faggots start fucking each other in the ass, I'm going to use FIRE."

-Not King James Version

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you read Genesis 19:26 from the Not King James version?

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AussieTrumpFan 10 points ago +10 / -0

And so Lot's family fled, but his wife was a salty bitch, so I made her a salty Bitch.

So sayeth the LORD.