3777 Time to take back what's ours.... (media.patriots.win) posted 26 days ago by SleepWoker 26 days ago by SleepWoker +3781 / -4 322 comments share 322 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (322) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 2 ▼ – remember1776 2 points 26 days ago +2 / -0 Can you read Genesis 19:26 from the Not King James version? permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – AussieTrumpFan 10 points 26 days ago +10 / -0 And so Lot's family fled, but his wife was a salty bitch, so I made her a salty Bitch. So sayeth the LORD. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – ponyboy72 3 points 26 days ago +3 / -0 I'm probs going to hell for laughing at this, but it's friggin' hilarious. Sorry, G. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – AussieTrumpFan 2 points 26 days ago +2 / -0 It's okay. Remember, God hates Figs. At least, Jesus does. And the best way to prepare the demonic meat known as bacon is with a salty brine. permalink parent save report block reply
Can you read Genesis 19:26 from the Not King James version?
And so Lot's family fled, but his wife was a salty bitch, so I made her a salty Bitch.
So sayeth the LORD.
I'm probs going to hell for laughing at this, but it's friggin' hilarious.
Sorry, G.
It's okay. Remember, God hates Figs.
At least, Jesus does.
And the best way to prepare the demonic meat known as bacon is with a salty brine.