From what I gather, here are the current rankings in the world of identity politics. Stay tuned next week to see if Asians will overtake blacks. Or will blacks re-take their spot of #1 like they did in 2020?
— MOST "OPPRESSED"—
Illegal Immigrants <---Currently reaping the benefits of $400/night hotel rooms and $75,000 worth of taxpayer dollars each
LGTBQ Identifying Minority (Black, Asian, Hispanic, etc.)
Blacks
Asians <---Rapidly rising up this past week
LGTBQ Identifying White Females
LGTBQ Identifying White Males
Straight White Females
Muslims <---Used to be #1 in years past, will they be making a comeback?
Hispanics <---Lowered drastically for voting for Trump and causing Trump to win Florida. Now considered "privileged".
Straight White Males <---Pure evil and responsible for all of the world's problems, permanently doomed to have the most privilege.
— MOST PRIVILEGED —
Before calling your bookie and placing a bet, you should probably wait until the race and gender identities of the victims and shooter in Boulder are released
Too soon? Never.