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SigAR 51 points ago +51 / -0

How do we get the majority to stop talking about election fraud and gun confiscation? Aliens!!!!!

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

alien - shootout - asian - police violence - virus -

Gee, don't let this be a distraction from our printing trillions of inflationary dollars - Xiden Alzheimers - election fraud.

They know how to play this organ and they're stomping the footpedals cranking out the hymns.

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta distract everyone with dance and drinks while you quietly lock the doors behind them.