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thedscpede 27 points ago +30 / -3

What is it with men sticking their dicks in crazy? If it's got that gaze in its eyes, stay away.

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QuickMaths 10 points ago +10 / -0

I almost stuck my dick in crazy many years ago, fortunately my dick was smarter than me and wouldn't rise to the occasion. Dodged a bullet there. She was a real headcase, though nothing compared to how batshit crazy her mom is.

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LostViking1985 7 points ago +8 / -1

Did... did you almost bang your stepdaughter?

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QuickMaths 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol hell no. I have no kids nor have I been married. I dated the crazy chick briefly, she lived with her mom and she was a scary woman, had the truly scary crazy eyes and she told me if I ever broke her daughter’s heart that she would kill me. The look in her eyes when she said it was enough to scare me the hell away for good.