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MostEffectualTopKek 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't Breefe

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redditadminssuckit [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I LAUGHED HARD!

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Worldskipper2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks for wearing a mask, shows you're like.. super concerned with the people around you and their well being.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

So long as you cook it to 165°, you will be fitten to have a solid stool.

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quantum_wetware 3 points ago +3 / -0

"beautiful, fresh ribeye steak lightly seasoned with pungent African spices, smoked to perfection using organic fumes cooked to your taste with a side of house made chili mayonnaise, fresh greens and a complimentary brioche corn muffin"

  • the hipster brunch place next door
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MammasAlwaysRIGHT 2 points ago +2 / -0

LAWD

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redditadminssuckit [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

LAWD-EEEEE

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Quality 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bet that chuck was fully cooked when she stood up.

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GhostofPatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad I could buy that heifer a steak dinner.

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magabeans 1 point ago +1 / -0

they get too much ebt/ wellfare, smh

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COHobo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whatever the opposite of dry rubbed is.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

"She got her big stank ass all up on that ground beef! Lordy-lordy!"

-T.S. Twenty-

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I_have_lady_parts 0 points ago +1 / -1

We wuz starved tho.

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