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dayd12134 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh cool. More reason for me to avoid going to any healthcare facility at all costs. Good job medical science.

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you really not see this coming? They've been talking about monitoring others through wearables, mintoring individuals through implants, and controlling thoughts with mind control chips. All of it should scare people equally.

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Mummabear20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah this is not going away anytime soon.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

the device produces daily Minority Report

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Fignugent 2 points ago +3 / -1

you have spiked to 30% chance of covid, this device will now administer a paralytic when you try to leave your domicile

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

since your blood oxygen level are above that of an average mask wearer, we're changing your mandatory choker size from XS to XXS