71 Are You Fucking Kidding Me? (media.patriots.win) posted 23 days ago by Mexicola1976 23 days ago by Mexicola1976 +71 / -0 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (6) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 2 ▼ – spelunking_librator 2 points 23 days ago +2 / -0 the device produces daily Minority Report permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Fignugent 2 points 23 days ago +3 / -1 you have spiked to 30% chance of covid, this device will now administer a paralytic when you try to leave your domicile permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – spelunking_librator 3 points 23 days ago +3 / -0 since your blood oxygen level are above that of an average mask wearer, we're changing your mandatory choker size from XS to XXS permalink parent save report block reply
the device produces daily Minority Report
you have spiked to 30% chance of covid, this device will now administer a paralytic when you try to leave your domicile
since your blood oxygen level are above that of an average mask wearer, we're changing your mandatory choker size from XS to XXS