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cabbages 171 points ago +173 / -2

Shut up and look at that ufo

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Only_One_Box_Left 41 points ago +47 / -6

Until an alien actually greets me and teaches me shit I didn't know, I will call bullshit.

Mysterio's hologram tech is already real. UFOs and even attacks won't convince me.

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Brendancs0 24 points ago +25 / -1

no no the ufos are real just join our globo homos group

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Only_One_Box_Left 18 points ago +19 / -1

Aliens are fags?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 22 points ago +22 / -0

"SUCK ON MY JAGONS"

"STICK YOUR FINGER IN MY THREASHER"

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Seatacjoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

holy shit this thread is cracking me up! hahahah thanks I needed it this morning. and what the fuck is that from? Jagons? hahaha

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BecMonTchew 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's from South Park when they encountered the Joozians. https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/bew5qw/south-park-joozian-three-way

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

To repeat a comment I made yesterday, all of the tales of anal probes should have clued us in.

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nutup_orshutup 2 points ago +2 / -0

That explains it. Big Mike is an alien.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aren't the lizard people supposed to originally be from another planet?

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Brendancs0 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes

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Kekistanirefugee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thousands of planets and galaxy's have been discovered so far and that's so far, no way we are alone

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Brendancs0 4 points ago +4 / -0

aliens are real the televised ufo invasion will be fake

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

project bluebeam, going as planned :p

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jtt888 47 points ago +49 / -2

The majority of these are probably black on black murders. So Democrat leadership don't give a damn, especially since election season is over.

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Isolated_Patriot 50 points ago +50 / -0

"The majority of these"

When I look at that list of headlines my immediate response is to assume it's complete bullshit. There was never any increase. Just preconditioning so that one, single false flag would confirm to half of America that are suddenly living in a warzone.

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DonJr2032 25 points ago +25 / -0

Psychological operations such as the one you described have proven very effective, so they will continue to use them in an increasing manner.

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OGpsywar 21 points ago +21 / -0

Also, the odds of the exact same Mad Libs fill-in-the-blank headline being parroted for every swing-state and Blue powerblock is not how odds work, it's how collusion and premeditation works.

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Foxbat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ufo stories are a signal for the press to stay on message.

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Unzipped_Patriot 15 points ago +17 / -2

This picture is an example of algorithms that write the news as you search for it. You can search for almost anything and articles will pop up that are very recent. This is because algorithms are writing news stories based on searches. Then an artificial date is added on to make it seem legitimate. This picture shows that this phrase tripped up the algorithm a bit. Same thing happens when you search for any 3 digit number followed by the phrase "new cases", you would get a recent news article with that same number of new covid cases.

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TyrannyRising 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you for clarifying.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is plausible, but has anyone documented it?

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Unzipped_Patriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

You are looking at the documentation. If you want to see for yourself, search any random 3 digit number followed by the phrase "new cases" and you will get a news story. Ex: search "437 new cases" and you get this https://www.google.com/search?q=437+new+cases&oq=437&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i67j0i273j46i175i199j0.2753j0j7&client=ms-android-sprint-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could that also be explained by the fact that so many articles were written to push the Covid fear that there's just a huge sample size to draw from?

I'm just playing devil's advocate, as I think there's some truth to your theory.

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Nomoralcompass89 6 points ago +6 / -0

I second your opinion. If 2020 taught me anything, fact is stranger than fiction.

I never thought I would see the day I am more likely to believe the government is run by pedophile lizard people that unleashed a biological weapon against its own populous to rig an election over any news article from CNN.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very well stated.

There is likely as much evidence for lizard people as there is that CNN tells the truth. In both cases, it's highly subjective at best.

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Unzipped_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Completely reasonable question but in my opinion it just makes more sense that it's algorithms creating news stories based on input. Algorithms are running everything now.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's likely both, and those algorithms are indeed a big issue, no matter what the greater culprit of this phenomena is. It's all part of the same grand effort.

More focus needs to be shined on how they create echo chambers where your biases are reinforced repeatedly. That's pretty much the main culprit in how my otherwise intelligent sister got brainwashed.

She'd just follow the Google trail and spit out the programmed responses. It was fascinating to watch in real time, and pointing it out to our parents played a big role in red-pilling them.

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TBGJC 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's not murders.

"Mass Shooting" just means multiple people shot. They don't have to die

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jtt888 7 points ago +7 / -0

I stand corrected. I'm sure most are black on black anyway, so Dems don't give a damn either way.

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they-see-me-trollin 4 points ago +4 / -0

mass shootings are up though...

the incredible majority of mass shootings by the FBI definition (4 or more people shot in a single incident) are perpetrated by black males aged 15-45.

trump got them down by bringing us to the lowest black unemployment rate in history. democrats and RINOs destroyed the economy to get them out of jobs and back onto the streets.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

technically 2 or more, last time I checked.

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the_neon_cowboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most "mass shootings" as they are defining are gang violence in Democrat' strong holds.

Many of those cities have the strictest gun control laws in the entire country too..

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Dereliction 19 points ago +19 / -0

Enough people don't know, so the manipulation and public engineering still works.

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Only_One_Box_Left 5 points ago +6 / -1

It is OUR job to inform them.

We are soldiers in this culture war. And make no mistake, the enemy knows they're evil, and there's no level of depravity they wouldn't sink to.

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JeffyDahmor 13 points ago +13 / -0

Its like the summer of 2019, when virtually every CNN article included this exact phrase:

“ There is no evidence of wrongdoing by either Joe or Hunter Biden.”

If the normies read/heard that everyday, it became the truth.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 5 points ago +5 / -0

They don't give a shit if we know, they care if the normies figure it out. But those guys only listen to Facebook, and we only post on Facebook where our message can be censored, so it's unlikely. If you don't want to shoot your neighbor, have dinner with them and speak in person. It is a lot of effort, it is the only way

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10gauge 118 points ago +120 / -2

Use this to teach your children about propaganda and how it works both nationally and locally.

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operatorstorm712 48 points ago +48 / -0

Use it in your classrooms to show how media manipulates the news. One of the greatest assets to teaching students to read critically is to take new articles and have them go through and 1. find the actual new as opposed to the filler; 2. discover how the news is presented in a manipulative way using language and omission; and bonus round points for discovering the grammar errors (that last one really started to take off in the past 15 years). Discuss how the first reading leads one to think as opposed to how one thinks (and feels) after a close, critical reading -- with a side order of comparing different news articles about the same event: are different points of view being created or are they all similar -- and why.

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julianleroux 15 points ago +15 / -0

An invaluable life skill, personally and socially

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operatorstorm712 9 points ago +9 / -0

I tend to think so (plus for a while I was a proofreader at a newspaper -- who wound up doing some article production and layout -- I saw how the modern news works...most of it is copy paste from either Reuters or AP, not original content; all the news is basically whatever those two organizations want you to know, this is a global thing too; the want ads, birth/wedding/obituaries, and local events pages make up the majority of original "reporting").

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julianleroux 4 points ago +4 / -0

The copypasta is blatant, even for a layman

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, and if it is blatant now...just remember back when the media had some skill at hiding it!

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julianleroux 15 points ago +15 / -0

Honestly I would pay a healthy subscription to a website devoted to analyzing the daily outpouring of propaganda.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donate Brave Rewards BATs to this site 🐸

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memechallenger33 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a podcast that sort of does that, No Agenda with John C Dvorak and Adam Curry.

https://www.noagendashow.net

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julianleroux 2 points ago +2 / -0

thank you, very cool

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Oback_Barama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go ahead and click on each of those stories and tell us WHO wrote each article. I believe that the by-line is the same on each. The propaganda minister would be proud.

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GiveMe1776 89 points ago +89 / -0

You know how I know they aren’t surging? We still name each one that comes along. Just like you can name the unarmed blacks shot by police - they’re so few and far between it’s not hard to remember

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loveshock 34 points ago +34 / -0

Conversely...I don't know the name of one black (dead) gang member in CHIraq

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loveshock 14 points ago +14 / -0

dime a dozen

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 5 points ago +7 / -2

10 bucks says there's at least one named Nike

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Brains101 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ni’kay

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whassat some kinna ijun writin'?

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Brains101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Na fam just the kangz English

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

...You've never seen BTTF III.

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Brains101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol it’s been a decade or more, that does take me back haha

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RedHood 20 points ago +20 / -0

If you cared about white shooters you would have included the Trannys who shot up the STEM school

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Juicebusters 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yet Identitarian Racist Fags like you pretend you aren't aware these were relentless non-stop news with non-stop coverage and they've even compiled that racist list for you to use against whites with a simply copypaste ?

and why are you saying 'Mass shooting' as if the word 'mass' has some holy religious special meaning?

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GiveMe1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

If they’re whites they are always mentally ill and Democrats

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

My friends at gun stores tell me that you would not believe the volumes of Democrats buying guns and practicing.

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M16A4 4 points ago +4 / -0

Theyll need to figure out how to cure their limp wrists

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GiveMe1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has he thought about not selling to people who hate America?

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malooch 6 points ago +6 / -0

biggest mass shooting of 2021 was in Chicago a week or so ago, 15 shot at a party and 21 people were shot there just over the weekend, 27 dead this month and 120 this year

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VonBustacap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come back to us when you've outlined one weekend in Chicago where each shooter gets national coverage.

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slowmotrin 41 points ago +41 / -0

And yet not a single one of them is going beyond these clickbait headlines into the national news? they can't really think people are this stupid.

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ScarfaceMcDank 29 points ago +30 / -1

Unfortunately, man of them are that stupid. And many more don't care. They know it's bullshit but will go along with it because they believe the ends justify the means.

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slowmotrin 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can definitely see that angle. I'm just wondering what they are calling a mass shooting now, because if they're really were this many legitimate mass shootings going on in multiple states, It would be apocalypse on CNN right now. These copy paste headlines are absurd.

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MICHIGANisRED 6 points ago +6 / -0

I believe 3 or more shot is a mass shooting now. I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong.

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slowmotrin 3 points ago +4 / -1

It should be closer to double digits in my opinion. Plus motive should also be taken into account, it's pretty obvious that they are just going after every single gang bang incident and calling it a mass shooting, which is not anywhere near the same as some psycho that targets innocence at random in a public space.

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BallsackPaneer 2 points ago +3 / -1

3 or more or one weighing 400+ pounds

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CloudIX 4 points ago +4 / -0

If that's true, there's a mass shooting in Chicago every day.

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SL-300VER -1 points ago +3 / -4

Dude, Biden hadn enough votes so they could push him into Presidency. Yes, people ARE that stupid. EASILY.

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Womp_womp 33 points ago +33 / -0

Propaganda push is at 100%

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

🌎🧑🏿‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

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South_Florida_Guy 27 points ago +27 / -0

I call bullshit because you can't get ammo anywhere!

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Pixel 19 points ago +19 / -0

Normies better wake the fuck up soon.

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grndmrshlgando 12 points ago +12 / -0

Many of them are. Even the normiest of normies are going to get sus when it comes down to “give me your guns or go to jail”

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zooty 7 points ago +7 / -0

It won't come to that at first. It's a war of attrition. Voluntary buy-backs, registration, make it difficult to buy or inherit guns, normalize non-ownership then when a good majority of the population has little experience with guns and thus is uninformed and buy into the scary propaganda, seal the deal.

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SL-300VER 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's hard to NOT believe that they SOMEHOW get people to do those mass-killings. I know it sounds stupid and I have no idea how it would work, but it's just so damn, damn, damn convenient. Do they keep record of borderline-personalities and push them above the edge?

And the best thing is: We'll NEVER find out and as long as we have no proof, it sounds like a stupid conspiracy theory

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Only_One_Box_Left 6 points ago +7 / -1

I know it sounds stupid and I have no idea how it would work, but it's just so damn, damn, damn convenient. Do they keep record of borderline-personalities and push them above the edge?

Look up MK Ultra. Your questions will be answered. Remember the Unibomber?

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grndmrshlgando 11 points ago +11 / -0

They’re not taking my fucking guns. Idgaf

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Dereliction 11 points ago +11 / -0

Democrats: Everything is planned.

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Nezmith 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't know why but I have this strange feeling the deep state operates independently of the president

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orange-man-bad 6 points ago +7 / -1

I love how pEacEFuL tRaNSfeR oF POwEr turned into resistance the second someone they didn't choose in advance won.

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Juicebusters 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thanks Obama!

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VonBustacap 3 points ago +4 / -1

Again, come back to us when you can outline national coverage of each shooter from a single weekend in Chicago. In the mean time, go fuck yourself.

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1A2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a muslim shooter, a Hillary/Obama supporting leftist.

Why are you always such a faggot? How'd Pence's cum taste?

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Knowthyself 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chicago laughs in normal

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DeepWinter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stay strapped or get clapped, frens!

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UsurperJoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gun grabbin

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HowWeGotHere 7 points ago +7 / -0

remember when school shootings surged under obama more than 300%? https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/7zf9b4/school_shootings_in_america_by_year_since_1990_oc/ then dropped 300% under Trump?

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s almost like Democrats are pushing an agenda to take away or restrict what guns we can have!

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Moriartis 0 points ago +1 / -1

So, legitimate question. How does this happen? Are the shootings always happening and the news just only focuses on them when it's convenient to whatever narrative they are pushing? Or does something happen that causes the shootings to 'surge' when they are needed for a narrative?

I tried my own thread asking this question and I'm mostly getting shit about the Illuminati and Satanism.

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Zskills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dems in control, so they think they can get gun legislation passed. Ramp up the gun control rhetoric, pump out a few mass shootings, and point the camera at them.

I believe that many of the shooters are inspired to do so by people who would benefit from a disarmed populace, but it's also important to be wary of "observer bias". Our brains are hard-wired to look for patterns, even where there are none.

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Moriartis 0 points ago +1 / -1

the thing I don't understand is how one "pumps out a few mass shootings". Like, how do you get people to do that and more importantly, how do you get them to do it when you need them to do it and not randomly?

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go read about the Garland, TX FBI false flag.

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HowWeGotHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the reporting is fair since the sources in the graph are based on police reports. Answers listed from mainstream to further down the rabbithole would be:

-mass societal or social pressures mixed with mental illness -prescription drug side effects -mass media indoctrination, glorifying mass shooters -targeted indoctrination, mind manipulation programs such as operation monarch. see: unabomber -targeted brain manipulation, see: patents belonging to henricus g loos. -faked reports, actors

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

The FBI and/or deep state has patsies who get activated and/or set up, depending on if you think MKUltra is even needed at this point.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/16/fbi-entrapment-fake-terror-plots

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LoneStarPede 5 points ago +7 / -2

I heard they used one of their mkUltra pets to shoot up folks at a grocery store in Boulder, CO.

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Anaconda -18 points ago +5 / -23

Funny how when white retards shoot up people "muh conspiracy" is peddled by stormfags but then when non-white retards shoot up people the same stormfags take everything CNN claims about the shooter and the incident at face value and for some reason this is not a false flag or MK ultra project.

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dizzle_izzle 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ehhh you got a point there.

I don't like you but you've got a point.

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MAGA1775 5 points ago +6 / -1

Why are you so anti-gun?

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A_Russian_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck off already

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boulder shooter isn’t white.

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Keiichi81 5 points ago +6 / -1

I wonder if people being locked down and isolated for a full year, losing their jobs and businesses, might have some part to play in an increase of mass shootings? 🤔

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might be onto something there.🙀

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Zskills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Step 1) destroy the country

Step 2) people get mad

Step 3) blame wypipo

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R-A-T-S- 3 points ago +3 / -0

What annoys me is that I've got a person I talk to who constantly posts "They're coming for our guns!" posts, but at the same time, he bends over for the democrats every time. He thinks that the sudden increase of shootings in the media isn't even politically related.

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dizzle_izzle 1 point ago +2 / -1

Omg what a dumbass

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findthewarmspot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Operation Mockingbird

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Juicebusters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, I think we're finally catching on. This IS what they want. These are posting 'Wins' for them.

So is posting the higher numbers of illegals crossing the border. That's reporting their winning streak. Democrats love it and are surely laughing in excitement as they win and win and win again.

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QuietSpark 2 points ago +3 / -1

Step 1: abolish police

Step 2: wait for spike in mass shootings

Step 3: propose gun control and confiscation as solution

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LiskaEman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, they even just recycled the same headline. That's pathetic.

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Trilby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh. The dims want to take away everyone's guns. Did I guess right? I just woke up.

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FretNoise14 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gun grabbers are out in force today.

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Delirious133 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just the media telling you what they want you to see

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AtticusDenzil 2 points ago +2 / -0

So all the ongoing terrorism was pre-planned by democrats.

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t_l_winks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mass shootings in TN? I haven't heard of any. The only shooting I know of are gang members killing other gang members, but they aren't mass shootings. The guy that was shot across the street from my house was black...the guy who shot him was black. Again, not a mass shooting. The propaganda is a double lie.

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could run that header on Detroit,Atlanta and Minneapolis every weekend. Let’s face it there are elements of our society that cannot be civilized.

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SentryS 2 points ago +2 / -0

This has been top search results for weeks now.

These headlines are STILL there weeks later with even more recent results, same photo, same word for word headlines across states and cities.

Weeks later...here it is still....

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QuickMaths 2 points ago +2 / -0

But all of this is happening under Biden’s watch, very few mass shootings under Trump aside from Parkland (FBI allowed it to happen) and Vegas (FBI did it themselves). So logic should dictate that Biden’s presidency is at least partially to blame.

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Kelcius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hard to argue with that kind of logic

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mickusa1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile the zombies just drink it up.

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Light_HIV_Effect 1 point ago +1 / -0

The media is giving shootings more coverage, for their own agenda AND because Donald Trump isn't the number one topic so they need to fill their news cycle with something.

And I think people are losing it because of these lockdowns. People got a lousy 1400, things aren't getting better. They want to live and be free and see the despair of Biden's administration (on purpose, just like Obama did).

Then they see Illegals flooding the border and feel left behind as they get special treatment above citizens, they get shipped whereever they want. They see people overseas getting our tax money when that can be spent here to help our citizens with mental health, healthcare, opening their businesses, etc.

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arebee 1 point ago +3 / -2

This is dangerous to our democracy

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A_Russian_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good, fuck democracy. We are a republic.

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ThePoisonBullet 1 point ago +1 / -0

What we are experiencing isn't democracy. It is a demogoguery.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +2 / -1

"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy."

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

6 million mass shootings. All time high.

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zeporscheguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Defund the police, AMIRITE?

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Ic3D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Talk about manufactured news.....

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mytendersack 1 point ago +1 / -0

The stats in the articles say that there were five hundred or so "mass shooting events" last year and four hundred and so in 2019...

Is it crazy to think that out a population of three hundred and thirty million that number is tiny?

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

As usual.

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M16A4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do pennsylvania, ohio, new york, and south carolina, all have the same stock photo?

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overblod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soros' bitches

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hillaryforprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Things are worse under Biden as he loves rewarding criminals and punishing victims, but these seem copy/paste headlines are they not?

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HueyLongAdmirer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gannett has no shame.

Al Neuharth is rolllng over in his grave.

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zigmund_fraud 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit this is real.

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +1 / -0

They defund the police and demonize them, then shootings and murders sky rocket as a result, then they blame guns.

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

DeepState2a.xls

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever notice how mass shootings always surge when democrats are in power? Ever notice how it's always leftists don't the shooting?