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basedvirginian 37 points ago +37 / -0

Can I get a refund? I’m mentally exhausted from a lifetime of bullshit

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Muzzah 18 points ago +18 / -0

Only if you're illegal.

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BillBelichick 10 points ago +10 / -0

Updooted for severe underratedness

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TheTuckerDiaries 6 points ago +6 / -0

I identify as illegal. With this administration and our radical politics according to MSM were pretty much illegal. This will amplify once they try to implement mandatory vaccinations.

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ChickNorris 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok, so this is going to sound... retarded but when I read they were going to put the illegals crossing the border up in hotels I briefly contemplated using my airline credit to fly down to Mexico, then come back up across the border claiming to be Mexican (I can pass as Mexican easy-well I wouldn't have an accent so I would just have to act like I don't understand anything being said so I won't have to speak) and then be put up in a hotel somewhere for a while. Like a little vacay from my current every day life.

Then I realized this was sheer madness and got a hold of myself.

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TheTuckerDiaries 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s a mad world. I don’t care that’d be awesome but hella risky haha

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VulgarProphet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Word.

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Smarmcastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucks on ebay are cheap now. It's like people are giving them away or just don't want them any longer.