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EagleOverTriumph 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wow, who knew banning guns would solve the problem? Just like making drugs illegal and murder illegal and my absolute favorite, speeding. Never happens because all of those are illegal.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol even as a kid I knew speeding was a scam. Especially cause the closer I got to 16, the more I had to listen from police officers about how “driving the speed limit saves lives” and my absolute favorite line of bullshit I got from them “if you drive the speed limit, you’ll never hit a red light because the lights are programmed to change in time if you go the speed limit.” I’ve been speeding every day for nearly 20 years and never once hit anyone. I have exactly 20 speeding tickets as well and every fucking time I have to listen to the judge scold me about how speeding is the worst thing since the Black Plague and I have to resist rolling my eyes.

There is speeding. And there is reckless driving. The first is a pirate scam 🏴‍☠️ the second should put you behind bars.

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christianknight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Police are highwaymen that rob travellers to finance the local criminal syndicate that governs the peasantry