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Daughterfreedom76 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is why I LOVE ME SOME CATTURD! Lol

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OldGreg 7 points ago +7 / -0

Neither did the Commiefornia gun laws. Imagine that.

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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about Mayor fish face? Isn't Chicago the most deadly gun city in the entire country? Those people must not know about the people in South America filing perfect replicas of guns out of scrap steel and selling them on the black market in Murica. This year is about to get wild as the weather warms up.

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OldGreg 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re are correct, on everything of course. Chiraq wasn’t included because I simply didn’t think of it at the time.

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ravioli_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're much too thin. I recommend a bible, dictionary, or encyclopedia as their thickness has a better chance of stopping a bullet. If it does stop said bullet, you better read every page of said book.

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HocusLocus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hearing of books stopping bullets makes me think of termites.

  • Cover: hole
  • pp. 1-291: hole
  • pp. 292-410: The Queen's Chamber, with eggs
  • pp. 411-end: hole
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CoupCoupKaChew 1 point ago +2 / -1

I yield the floor to Senator Catturd

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turdinthepunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

"we will have to keep trying." - the left