985 Catturd with the sarcasm (media.patriots.win) posted 23 days ago by I-am-Orlando 23 days ago by I-am-Orlando +986 / -1 8 comments share 8 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (8) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 3 ▼ – ravioli_king 3 points 23 days ago +3 / -0 They're much too thin. I recommend a bible, dictionary, or encyclopedia as their thickness has a better chance of stopping a bullet. If it does stop said bullet, you better read every page of said book. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – HocusLocus 1 point 23 days ago +1 / -0 Hearing of books stopping bullets makes me think of termites. Cover: hole pp. 1-291: hole pp. 292-410: The Queen's Chamber, with eggs pp. 411-end: hole permalink parent save report block reply
They're much too thin. I recommend a bible, dictionary, or encyclopedia as their thickness has a better chance of stopping a bullet. If it does stop said bullet, you better read every page of said book.
Hearing of books stopping bullets makes me think of termites.