Funny enough I just finished a trip to the keys and flew first class inbound and out. Out of four flights I only had to wear a mask once. Once we were in the air and we ordered drinks we could take our masks off. Oh and only first class was served drinks. I had one mask nazi on the last flight home. 3/4 no mask nazi lol
This was actually first class and the pussy in question was a fully grown male in his 30s, seated beside me.
I had just finished eating the frozen yogurt I brought on board when he yelled loudly enough that the whole first class cabin turned and looked. The conversation went something like this:
Him: EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU PLEASE PULL YOUR MASK UP!!!!!
Me: OK, but I’m going to be pulling it right back down while I eat my snacks.
Him: YOU’RE ALLOWED TO PULL IT DOWN WHILE YOU EAT.
Me: Good, because that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to eat my bag of pretzels and drink my wine and it’s going to take me the entire flight to do it.
He spent the rest of the flight cracking his knuckles constantly and checking the map app on his phone to monitor our progress.
Nothing prevents the indoor spread of Covid like opening your mouth to eat. The wife and I were in a town this weekend - masks off while eating in a restaurant, mask mandate outdoors with cops all over the place to enforce it. (People's Republic of Maryland)
The Pretzel® Vaccine. Now available in as little as 25 doses.
I ate each of them one section of a time, so it was more like 125 doses. Chewed each piece completely, too.
Fletcher would be proud.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Fletcher
The experts have become the promoters of quackery
Have you considered upgrading your next flight to First Class?
Funny enough I just finished a trip to the keys and flew first class inbound and out. Out of four flights I only had to wear a mask once. Once we were in the air and we ordered drinks we could take our masks off. Oh and only first class was served drinks. I had one mask nazi on the last flight home. 3/4 no mask nazi lol
This was actually first class and the pussy in question was a fully grown male in his 30s, seated beside me.
I had just finished eating the frozen yogurt I brought on board when he yelled loudly enough that the whole first class cabin turned and looked. The conversation went something like this:
Him: EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU PLEASE PULL YOUR MASK UP!!!!!
Me: OK, but I’m going to be pulling it right back down while I eat my snacks.
Him: YOU’RE ALLOWED TO PULL IT DOWN WHILE YOU EAT.
Me: Good, because that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to eat my bag of pretzels and drink my wine and it’s going to take me the entire flight to do it.
He spent the rest of the flight cracking his knuckles constantly and checking the map app on his phone to monitor our progress.
These people aren't anti-chewing are they?
Try chewing gum with an open bag of something for the extra long flights.
Kek
Nothing prevents the indoor spread of Covid like opening your mouth to eat. The wife and I were in a town this weekend - masks off while eating in a restaurant, mask mandate outdoors with cops all over the place to enforce it. (People's Republic of Maryland)
Fucking ridiculous.