21 This is stupid. (media.patriots.win) posted 22 days ago by Clabber 22 days ago by Clabber +21 / -0 14 comments share 14 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (14) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 6 ▼ – Mad_Hattie 6 points 22 days ago +6 / -0 Not the female hormones and Soy they put into young boys bodies? permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – MamaLlama4DJT2020 4 points 22 days ago +4 / -0 And definitely not the hormones from birth control that’s in the water supply, either! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – TrumpWonByALandslide 4 points 22 days ago +4 / -0 <Checks downstairs> Everything checks out here. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 22 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points 22 days ago +4 / -0 That'll do it every time, lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Cianevalies 3 points 22 days ago +3 / -0 That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it ! Damn you climate deniers! Think of the penis next time ! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TDAF 2 points 22 days ago +2 / -0 Thanks. I have to come here for humor because the Left killed comedy. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – KuzoKevin 2 points 22 days ago +2 / -0 I've been measuring since I was a teenager. It went up a bit in my early 20's, and it hasn't lost a millimeter in over 30 years. The main issue here is not the shrinking of penises, but that someone would call us out for having a tape measure in the drawers of our night-stands. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 22 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – StartAgain 2 points 22 days ago +2 / -0 What the actual fuck? this can't be real permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 22 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – Morgoth 2 points 22 days ago +2 / -0 I'm sure this is what xe tells xis wife ... permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – CornPopOfficial 2 points 22 days ago +2 / -0 “Babe, I swear it’s because of global warming” permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – FredRedd 2 points 22 days ago +2 / -0 Now you know they’re running out of ammunition. “Shit. We’re losing them! what do we do to keep their attention here? “Scare them.” “But they’re not believing our scare tactic bullshit anymore.” “Okay, last resort time. Tell them that their dicks will shrink.” permalink save report block reply
Not the female hormones and Soy they put into young boys bodies?
And definitely not the hormones from birth control that’s in the water supply, either!
<Checks downstairs>
Everything checks out here.
That'll do it every time, lol
That’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it ! Damn you climate deniers! Think of the penis next time !
Thanks. I have to come here for humor because the Left killed comedy.
I've been measuring since I was a teenager. It went up a bit in my early 20's, and it hasn't lost a millimeter in over 30 years.
The main issue here is not the shrinking of penises, but that someone would call us out for having a tape measure in the drawers of our night-stands.
What the actual fuck? this can't be real
I'm sure this is what xe tells xis wife ...
“Babe, I swear it’s because of global warming”
Now you know they’re running out of ammunition.
“Shit. We’re losing them! what do we do to keep their attention here?
“Scare them.”
“But they’re not believing our scare tactic bullshit anymore.”
“Okay, last resort time. Tell them that their dicks will shrink.”