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DickTick 42 points ago +42 / -0

I'd bet my life the retarded bitch that posted this is the one who wrote it

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AzazelAku [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

I know it’s not supposed to be funny but the way it’s written so retardedly made me bust out laughing when I first read it LOL.

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Olds77 5 points ago +5 / -0

It could just be a competing nail salon. Those girls would get real vicious about their turf and fights used to break out quite a bit.

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MehNahMehNah 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read it in a fake asian voice.

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DickTick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great.... Now I can't not read it in an Asian voice

Thanks, pede

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Olds77 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got off easy. I watched a bit too close and got an errant ninja throwing star stuck in the side of my neck. They don't play any games.

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Necrovoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have gained one extra life.

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VietnamForTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

I call it bullshit, it is definitely fake.

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MakinBacon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Doesn't smell maga at all. If you are pro America we accept almost anyone. Almost every Asian family I've ever known pushed for hard work,education,english fluency, citizenship,liberty and family. Not much there to not like, kinda the standard we hold immigration to.

They can try blame us, but we all know it's a bullshit ploy.

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VietnamForTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a Vietnamese, I deeply appreciate the acceptance of the Republicans to have us in the country. It entirely contradicts to what the Left is preaching to uneducated people. I can't believe the Left is abusing the Asian community to portrait and demonize the image of the Republican party. My grandmother knows it, my parents know it and I know it, that's why we no longer supported the Devil party running the D.C anymore.

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who spends time around good people who are conservative would instantly know that we are welcoming to absolutely anybody who loves this country, is hard working, and just wants to be left the fuck alone to enjoy their family and life as much as possible.

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MsAnthropic 9 points ago +9 / -0

They’re always fake.

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worldowedexplanation 4 points ago +4 / -0

No one under the age of 55 mails letters.

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_deleted_ 3 points ago +5 / -2

What ever gave you that idea?

HELLO ASIAN SCUM!! I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT I'M DEFINITELY REAL!!!! AND YOU ARE HATED!!! SHOW EVERYONE THIS, OK???

The fuck outta here. Nobody with half a brain would believe this shit. It's laughable they expect anyone to.

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

DID YOU EVEN SEE THE WAY I CARELESSLY PLACED THE STAMP ON THE FRONT OF THIS ENVELOPE?!?!?!? THAT ABOVE ALL ELSE SHOULD BE A BIG CLUE THAT THIS LETTER IS REAL AND THAT YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!!!!!

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AzazelAku [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Does this not look like some fake bullshit written by the FBI

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DickTick 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't need the fbi involved for retards to make up hate crimes so they can be relevant and play the victim

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Olds77 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess the anthrax mail boys are back on the job and with a fancy new promotion.

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E-dantes 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nice return address

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perfect alignment too.

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leaning to the left, just like the stamp.

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acasper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Looks like an Asian wrote this. No joke, the sentence structure is broken English in a specific way that is characteristic of Vietnamese as they continue to use Vietnamese as a basis for English sentences with just enough modifications for it to be understandable.

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FredRedd 10 points ago +10 / -0

“TO ALL ASIAN” “GET THE FUCK OUT OF US!!!l”

I’m calling bullshit. It was either written by an illiterate, or it was written by someone trying to pass this off as a “legitimate threat” from an illiterate bigot.

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angryrhino83 11 points ago +11 / -0

When I read the letter out loud is sounds as if someone that is Asian is talking

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x-irradiance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. Swastika Jews. My guess is they wrote this themselves.

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Captntrouble 3 points ago +3 / -0

Das rayciss

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DickTick 6 points ago +6 / -0

She had to make it like authentic! Isn't that how normal people place a stamp when trying to seem normal?!?

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_deleted_ 0 points ago +2 / -2

Why is there no return address

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know about you, but if I was going to mail a hate crime letter, I would probably not put my address on there either..... Hypothetically of course, because I love Asian people..... Just like I love people of any other races, as long as they're good peoples.

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Captntrouble 4 points ago +4 / -0

Babylon bee is getting pretty spicy

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DefKon1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't anybody care about Green People abuse? I feel like we're being overlooked....🐸🇺🇸

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redditbiggay 3 points ago +3 / -0

So fucking fake it's painful.

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BumpForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hoax. 100%. The anti asian thing is a hoax

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magamagashii 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I were the FBI agent investigating this the first thing I would do if walk to their office printer and compare the paper in it to this letter.

Which I am sure will be the exact same paper.

Then I would cover it up for them and make no arrests for the fake crime because thats what the FBI does now

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Customers not customer. Sounds like someone speaks English as a second language.

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BoffoTheClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its a sure sign of leftardation when they dont include a single complaint the right actually has, and concentrate on the personal hatred of differences that they think is what motivates the right.

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ztrich007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Department of Health and Human Services? This seems like she printed it out on her own

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn DHS

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Pats5x 1 point ago +1 / -0

wow that's a good one glowies

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +3 / -2

kek, this is fake as fuck.

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1776Widowmaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pancake face.... that's uncalled for. I love pancakes.

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MAGAsJustBegun 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way this is real.

Has she filed a police report? Or is she not going to?

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TheSniffingMenace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks fake to me

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_deleted_ -1 points ago +1 / -2

#HERRO ASIAN MUDDAFUKKA! GET OUT OUR COUNTRY! DON'T EAT DOG OK? NOBODY RIKE YOU! DIS TOTALLY REER RETTA! MAKE SURE YOU GO SHOW FRIEND OK? BYE!

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_deleted_ -1 points ago +1 / -2

Greasing the wheels for "you can't object to China controlling the US or else you're a white supremacist who needs your guns taken away." Bet on it.