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That’s a Bingo! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Doochebag ago by Doochebag +3878 / -0
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stratocaster_patriot 5 points ago +7 / -2

Knock Knock. Sir we are here for your weapons. It says you purchased X,Y,Z....

"Oh yeah guys, glad you are here. I was just about to call you guys. See someone just stole all my guns yesterday and I'm freaking the fuck out right now like literally OMG."

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big_chungi 15 points ago +15 / -0

Then they'll get a search warrant and tear your house down to the studs to find them.

That's assuming they don't bust down your door at 4am and shoot you while you sleep like they did with Duncan Lemp.

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Chad_Dudebroski 3 points ago +3 / -0

My rifle is within arms reach, you could wake me from a drunken stupor and ill have it trained down the hall within seconds

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LivebytheTendies 2 points ago +2 / -0

And when they don't find anything then what?

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big_chungi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then your house is destroyed and you have to foot the bill

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

They may but that is going to get very impractical for them very quickly. I think they would eventually dispense with the legalities and just force their way in and then the shooting starts. I die of course but not without a fight.