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cook_does 54 points ago +55 / -1

Headline from the Future: President Jones to hold bad actors accountable after plunging America into financial and political chaos

The year is 2031 and President Alex Jones just executed the 200,000th commie traitor that was working in the US government in the larger part of operation “leave us alone” and “I just want to grill”. Hillary Clinton is finally on trial for treason, but her health is declining rapidly as Chelsea Clinton leads police on a high speed chase towards the Canadian border. President Q’iel NYgen of greater Taiwan has declared victory over communist China. Japan has taken over large territories in mainland China and Hong Kong is now the capitol of New China.

The porn industry has died off and women are having a hard time returning to the labor market since “10 years of Only Fans whoring” is not a desirable resume.

Homosexuality is on a sharp decline in the USA after operation “Gay Frogs” has successfully removed the atrazine and hormones from the water supplies in most states. Sang Francisco and Portland refuse to clean up their water supplies and transsexual suicides are nearing 88%.

Black crime is at a 80 year low after welfare regulations have been enabled. Monthly health tests and reduced benefits for drug and alcohol use pushed many black men into the labor market.

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PatriotGames21 4 points ago +5 / -1

A man can dream