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posted ago by MeloniaisMelons ago by MeloniaisMelons +1212 / -0

We've been driving around Trump country looking for a good new place to settle. I had originally wanted to check out Boulder but my husband said nah.

Husbands are wise. We've been in Trump country so far, Trump signs everywhere. I even seen some addressing election fraud and no one has asked me to wear a mask!

Americans love our country! No terrorists allowed!

*you pedes are awesome! We're lovin all the suggestions, in east Montana for now. It's beautiful, great people, good weather and gun laws so thinkin it might be the place. Our MAGA search continues :)

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PotatoJoe 80 points ago +80 / -0

Boulder Colorado is a communist shithole

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lordvon 8 points ago +8 / -0

did the shittiness start with voting shenanigans?

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BaldyGull 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nah. I worked there won Trump won the election the first time. The day after, everyone walked around like their puppy was murdered. The salt was incredible. I also heard a guy say Brexit was racist.

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lordvon 7 points ago +7 / -0

no i mean long before 2016 wasnt there some policy change that allowed rampant cheating?

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Meddlesom 15 points ago +15 / -0

After over a century of being a red state, Colorado went blue with Obama's first term, and then they did the statewide mail-in voting during his term and it's been blue ever since.

I get a state going blue the first time for (dumbfuck) reasons like wanting to be historic and elect the first black president (who is so clean and articulate for a black guy). But the mail-in voting combined with mass illegal immigration is absolutely what changed the state. Colorado's mail-in voting, which was constantly praised as the "best example of secure and successful elections", is the prototype for fraud used on the national level.

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FinalFantasyNerd 4 points ago +4 / -0

No state can survive mail in voting.

Colorado is the framework they are rigging elections nationwide on.

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patriotswinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is absolutely bonkers to me that people actually believe mail in voting is a good approach to elections. They are absolutely flummoxed that fake ballots could be introduced into the vote easily and economically by bad actors.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're okay with it because it's their party that benefits from it. They are the "by any means necessary" people... as long as they get their way, they have no fucks to give about how their way was gotten.

Deep down, they all know this election was stolen.

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello from the red stain on Portland maps

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MAGAsJustBegun 40 points ago +40 / -0

If you want to flee leftism, don't go anywhere near a city that votes blue.

Oklahoma is one of the few states where even its largest city is still red. Okalohoma city. Never been, but I'd like to visit.

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CastleRock 13 points ago +19 / -6

We're full, keep driving to Texas, they're taking in people by the millions

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WonkoTheInsane 1 point ago +1 / -0

This.

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45squared 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yep, even in Nebraska, Omaha and Lincoln are liberal shitholes (though not quite as shitty as other cities, especially in blue states).

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honk_honk_honk 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't get what it is about cities that they seem to almost all turn to leftwing shitholes, maybe it's being so detached from the world and reality?

Had someone try to convince me recently that oranges are actually only ever yellow in nature and only turn orange when you spray ethylene gas on them, all the other city folk around him were like that's so fascinating and straight up bought it. I just stared at him and told him that's retarded, so he asks me what the fuck I know? He looked like a tard when I said I grew up on a farm and the oranges in the orchard were very much fucking orange, no spray needed.

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WeCax49 13 points ago +13 / -0

Florida is a solid red state, IMO. The Mayor of Miami is a Republican, and everything is in check down there.

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ScottyGunn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember visiting Ok City a long time ago and was impressed with the number of clean attractive women there. Should have never left....

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pissedlizard 31 points ago +31 / -0

Look for places with Confederate flags flying openly. I am not kidding either. After THIS year those are the ONLY true safe havens. Not even the Gadsens. The left already is on to that. Confederate flags hanging proudly.

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ArriveViolently 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome to Arkansas. We don’t care if you don’t like it.

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pissedlizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s exactly the kind of place I looked for years ago. Everyone is friendly and waves. As long as you keep the yankee shit up north and it’s all good.

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julesrecker 1 point ago +2 / -1

^^This !!!

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HiddenDekuScrub 23 points ago +23 / -0

Personally, if I were to move, I'd probably go to either Florida or South Dakota.

Texas is a maybe. I feel they never really took a stand against the mask stupidity. Rather, they only grudgingly got rid of the mandate when people were starting to get angry.

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WhiskeyDreams 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hear Tennessee is great too.

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DonJr2032 21 points ago +21 / -0

Check out the Great State of Arkansas. Low cost of living, great people!

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Aluminoti 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hopefully Sarah Huckabee Sanders soon to be Governor

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ArriveViolently 1 point ago +1 / -0

And we are about to replace RINO Boozman with based Patriot Pede Jan Morgan.

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dukeofdoorcounty 18 points ago +18 / -0

We have a bug-out place in E. Texas, in a county that was 83% for Trump. Even at the peak of the insanity, you could still go maskless most places. Wal-Mart being the exception.

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AmazinKrackin 13 points ago +13 / -0

Florida is the place to go but do not go anywhere near a Democratic city.

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Emperorvoid 12 points ago +12 / -0

Cheyenne Wyoming is beautiful, cheap, MAGA country, and the people are genuine.

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Captain-D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't that Cheney country?

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JetJocky 9 points ago +9 / -0

We need more MAGA voters there to vote that swamp whore out.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly! Conservatives and Trump voters gotta get out of lib shitholes and into the areas that the libs are trying to take. Shut those losers down.

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

No... we need to stop surrendering ground, drive the leftists into the sea, and reclaim our entire country.

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Gottmituns 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly. I'll stay in California until the state executes me for being white. Liberals are nothing more than rabid toddlers. If you stare them down and make it known you won't bend the knee they scamper off.

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah you can’t run. Californians tried running to Oregon to escape the libs, and look what happened there.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa is from Portland...

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krzyzowiec 0 points ago +2 / -2

Exactly.

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it might be Cheney regret country as many are trying to recall her.

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Kolob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not for long

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MasterShake 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lived near Casper for 5+ years a few decades back and can confirm the state is great and nearly everyone is friendly.

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NickFury 9 points ago +9 / -0

Husbands are wise. Honor and obey him. God loves you

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Just_An_Idahoan 9 points ago +10 / -1

Idaho is full

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kekbepraised 9 points ago +9 / -0

ive been to boise. its just brown dirt lol

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lordvon 5 points ago +5 / -0

yes, but freedom

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kekbepraised 6 points ago +6 / -0

but it looks like poo. ur the poos of usa. the free poos tho

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, don't knock a good bowel movement bro. 💩

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kekbepraised 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh i love those.

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lordvon 3 points ago +3 / -0

i dont live in boise. but i appreciate rural life.

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kekbepraised 1 point ago +1 / -0

kansas is alright, the eastern half isnt flat grasslands, arkansas is pretty lit for rural life, missourri is good too. oklahoma is when u start to get tarantulas so i dont like it. rent and cost of living are amazing in all though. great hunting. great fishing. great rural opportunities.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

My friend, her hubby and 2 kids are selling their place in Az and bought a new place in Wichita. She loves it there! I've not been but will have to visit.

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MasterShake 1 point ago +1 / -0

A youtuber i follow (An American Homestead) lives up in Northern AR in the Ozarks; I love AR for it's beauty just not the humidity. Not sure if Northern AR has the humidity +heat of mid/lower AR. Not sure how KS does in that department as I've not lived there.

Would suggest a summer visit to both to see how you'd do in that environment.

Edit*** Not sure if AR still has the stupid Tax laws it had back in the 80's. But they'd tax you on the worth of what you owned (think couches, chairs, home furnishings) not just land/house taxes.

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Spunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

30 miles from God’s country north. Just pissed off “Just_an_Idahoan!”

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silent_majority_LA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea full of mormons lol

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Just_An_Idahoan 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm not Mormon, but hatever keeps the riff-raff (trash) away. I'm on the opposite side of the state as Boise, so I can still proclaim the love of Caucasian heritage... And not have a mob show up to my property. I grew up with most of thr Sheriff's and town cops, and can tell you they feel the same way. White lives matter too!!

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

The traffic is terrible. Too many Californians coming in droves.

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silent_majority_LA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Californian here. If I sell my condo in LA would $700,000 be enough for a place in Idaho? Do most homes have garages with charging ports for electric cars?

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SantaBrown 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tennessee is fantastic. My home always and forever. Also no state income taxes. Just stay away from the biggest cities.

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MichelleOsAdamsApple 7 points ago +7 / -0

Weld county, the rest of CO is lost.

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Plutossextape1 2 points ago +2 / -0

True

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XERIPHYTE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make where you live great again. This is America we cant let these commies take our land.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

We got ANTIFAGS voted into office, it's a University town, they already took it. I'm sick of my vote not counting.

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bdailey1965USA 7 points ago +7 / -0

This spring there is going to be a mass exodus from blue states to red...I can't wait to escape Colorado

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silent_majority_LA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wife and I live in Los Angeles, born and raised in Southern California. Raising a special needs child that just entered the public school system and the pandemic / teacher's union doing everything in their power to deny kids a public education has been the final straw. Our plans of leaving California later in life have now accelerated to leaving ASAP. We're looking at Omaha Nebraska, but haven't decided anything final yet. Needles to say, we are so over it here.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

God bless you! I was born and raised in the OC. A pretty conservative bubble but still...I escaped a bit over 10 years ago to Oregon but the friggin hipster terrorists finally managed to infect that state too :(

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Deplorable2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe they are so pissed that these "mass shootings" are killing their voters. ATL and Boulder are blue surrounded by red. GA and Colorado are now more red this week.

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kekbepraised 5 points ago +5 / -0

midwest is pretty great. rent is low jobs pay decent

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savaged54 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I read that right, that you're in Montana, I have some friends from there and who still have family there.

The populace areas are slowly turning blue with the entire state going the way of CA and NY; states being red but go blue because of the big cities. It's worrisome for Montana because the people there don't see the reason to vote, they don't think it's worth the extreme effort. As I'm not from there, nor currently there, I'm not sure how to fix that from where I'm at.

Just wanted to give you a warning and if that comes up, maybe make it a point to bring up the importance to vote less they become the part of the Silent Majority whose vote doesn't even count in local politics. I pray I'm wrong, yet if I'm right...

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I appreciate it!

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh... but that's White Flight. You must be a racist. You need to just lay down and die there for them. It's the compassionate thing to do.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +6 / -2

South Carolina is based and beautiful, just stay away from denocrat shithole Columbia.

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Erikabodereka 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stay away from South Carolina. We stink. We don't clean our outhouses. We ass-rape people non-stop. Our breath stinks. We stand too close when we talk to people. We're a bunch of hicks. Stay away. You know why it's called a toothbrush? Cuz we invented it. If it were invented in Texas it would be a teethbrush. Go there. Go to Texas.

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XCorneliusX 3 points ago +3 / -0

SC has had a bad time with weather effects. Sad sad state of affairs. I like how you are saying do not come there though. I know it is only half true though.

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Erikabodereka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like hell it's half true. Y'all can visit the Redneck Riviera, but then you got to go back home.

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XCorneliusX 3 points ago +3 / -0

LUL. As a man living in rural bodies hidden Florida I salute you.

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WonkoTheInsane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah! Same in Alabama. We ass rape you at the border like in Deliverance. Go to Texas.

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Lol_Garrus 0 points ago +2 / -2

kek. True enough. Once we are done ass-raping everyone, we roll around in pig shit and clay. everyone who visits gets a south carolinian ass fucking. we cant count to ten right because we may have extra fingers or minus some.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stay safe, Pede

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Calipede1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you tried Utah??

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Utah is super pretty! I have family there and Idaho but just too Mormony for my liking tbh. I was active in the church during my younger years and I just don't want the missionaries harassing me.

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Daughterfreedom76 2 points ago +2 / -0

WELCOME TO MT FELLOW PEDE! Lived here all my life and it's GOD'S COUNTRY...last best place.❤🇺🇸❤

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WonkoTheInsane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok. Now shut up about anything you don’t like and leave the culture intact. I fucking hate people like you that come to my State (a Southern State) because they are fleeing liberalism but then they’re like “We should take down these Confederate statues, they were traitors after all.” No. Fuck you people and the blue Prius you rode in on. Go back.

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ArriveViolently 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m guessing if they are on this site they are not the people you are worried about.

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WonkoTheInsane 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s not about that. Honestly I’m just angry that so many new people are moving to my state and the culture is changing. Yes I know they all mean well but they don’t understand southern culture and they don’t appreciate our history. That’s the real reason why so many confederate statues are being pulled down. It’s not southerners who have been here for generations who are doing it. It’s the new people. I just wish they’d all go back to their own states and fix things later rather than come here.

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ArriveViolently 1 point ago +1 / -0

Believe me when I say there are PLENTY of lifelong residents in the south who are blinded by the media’s psyop and bought into the “Orange Man Bad” narrative. They may not be tearing down statues, but I see far more old ladies who don’t realize that the “Southern Democrat” thing has turned into communism that are enabling this than anything.

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WonkoTheInsane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay. So that makes me welcome them why?

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well my husband is from Kentucky (doesn't like the humidity so no worries on us coming back there) and we have a 4×4 Jeep so fuck yourself?

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WonkoTheInsane 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s the spirit.

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Itsmege 2 points ago +2 / -0

We live on an island, during the elections only 2 biden signs on the whole damn thing! TRUMP COUNTRY!

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PB_Mack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kansas. Open carry state.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

The upper peninsula of michigan. Very little in the way of employment opportunities though, if that matters.

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I_See_Dead_Commies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reading this made me happy.

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ComebackKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good on you two for leaving. But Boulder? Holy shit. Stay away from Boise too.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah we stopped in Boise and everything was expensive!

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boreal_storm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Avoid Boulder and any county that contains a major university.

On wiki you can research presidential voting by county. Example:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_presidential_election_in_Kentucky

That is a decent indicator of local politics.

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Realist79 2 points ago +2 / -0

North and South Dakota are pretty based.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would love love love to live in Rapid City! Dat view :D

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swampthingy 2 points ago +2 / -0

hot damn I love this post. He is wise and your post proves your and his wisdoms.

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Mummabear20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aussie pede here. We almost made the move to Boulder in 2016. We are so glad we stayed put. We got bad vibes back then.

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masterdrake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont "prepare" just do. Get out immediately. The only logical path forward is for conservatives to abandon blue states and blue cities, move to rural areas and become as self sufficient as possible while making strong local communities

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the plan!

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Filetsmignon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, Boulder is the Berkeley of Colorado. Just like Austin is the Berkeley of Texas.

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Omnes_Omnibus 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need some kind of a resource for people looking for where to move. Swing states are also a good idea if we can get a mass migration.

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Rubicon_Don 1 point ago +1 / -0

SWFL.

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str8_outta_Kekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought you were from Portland or Seattle lol

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm living south of Portland, use to be full of harmless hippies but they've become militant lol

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str8_outta_Kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

For real. I was in Lane County and it wasn't so bad, but Portland needs a Governor that actually cares. The Mayor does.

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah haha I've been to faire a couple times and that was a good time :)

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Induceddrag 1 point ago +1 / -0

So Jussie Smollet’s neighborhood?......

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MeloniaisMelons [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Juicy from Montana? I heard he was a French actor

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Ic3D 1 point ago +2 / -1

Boulder is fine, just make sure you are carrying at all times.

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BaldyGull 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it is second only to San Francisco. Probably tied with Portland for second most liberal city.

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Ic3D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seattle is far more cuck'ed. Has to be in the top 3.

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BaldyGull 4 points ago +4 / -0

Point being, Boulder is far from fine.