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posted ago by MeloniaisMelons ago by MeloniaisMelons +1212 / -0

We've been driving around Trump country looking for a good new place to settle. I had originally wanted to check out Boulder but my husband said nah.

Husbands are wise. We've been in Trump country so far, Trump signs everywhere. I even seen some addressing election fraud and no one has asked me to wear a mask!

Americans love our country! No terrorists allowed!

*you pedes are awesome! We're lovin all the suggestions, in east Montana for now. It's beautiful, great people, good weather and gun laws so thinkin it might be the place. Our MAGA search continues :)

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +6 / -2

South Carolina is based and beautiful, just stay away from denocrat shithole Columbia.

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Erikabodereka 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stay away from South Carolina. We stink. We don't clean our outhouses. We ass-rape people non-stop. Our breath stinks. We stand too close when we talk to people. We're a bunch of hicks. Stay away. You know why it's called a toothbrush? Cuz we invented it. If it were invented in Texas it would be a teethbrush. Go there. Go to Texas.

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WonkoTheInsane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah! Same in Alabama. We ass rape you at the border like in Deliverance. Go to Texas.