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posted ago by JohnnieWalker ago by JohnnieWalker +16 / -0

I am writing a children's book called Kirby Floyd the Naughty Monkey. Should drop in stores the same day George Floyd dropped. May 25th on Amazon and other retailers I have included an excerpt below

There once was a very naughty monkey named Kirby Floyd. Kirby never walked. Kirby never ran. He only jogged.

Kirby jogged here. Kirby jogged there. George, I mean Kirby, jogged everywhere in his timberlands.

Kirby Floyd the naughty monkey jogged everywhere in his timberlands stealing things from the Yaryans.

Kirby stole from men. Kirby stole from women. Kirby Floyd that naughty Monkey even stole from unborn children.

Continued in part 2.

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Arc-Angel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kirby floyd the naughty monkey

And the magic powder adventure

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biggdaddy31420 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can sugarcoat it all they want.. it is propaganda.. fuck him .. he brought that shit apon himself. First time they pumped that assholes stomach.. fuck him .. good riddance

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DairyBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a cliffhanger!

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JohnnieWalker [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

In part two I discuss how Kirby Floyd liked putting white substances in his mouth and up his brown star so much he was willing to die for it

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biggdaddy31420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heroin head, died of a fentanyl overdose and the family is given millions.. what crock of shit...

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JohnnieWalker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sir this is a book about a monkey

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biggdaddy31420 1 point ago +1 / -0

One that overdosed on fentanyl

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biggdaddy31420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously