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Doocter (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Truelies ago by Truelies +658 / -2
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TexasPiper 27 points ago +27 / -0

“Glorified search engine”

I’ve experienced this. Go to doc and they’re like hmmm interesting. I’ll be back in a minute.

Motherfucker is on webmd trying to diagnose me 🤦‍♂️

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FuckGovernment 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOL

This is funny because it is so true.

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lmao 6 points ago +6 / -0

IT professionals left the chat

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lordvon 2 points ago +2 / -0

well tbh they have a lot of contextual knowledge. but you definitely have a point.

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Eagle_Balls 2 points ago +2 / -0

A real doctor uses uptodate, theres good reason to use it though if they arent specialized in what's going on.

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purepepelegends 21 points ago +21 / -0

Today's medical paradigm will be a joke in 100 years.

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spratville 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm already laughing.

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War_Hamster 18 points ago +18 / -0

This meme left off "$250,000 in debt, so will make unethical decisions to pad wallet".

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NotAPuma 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because it takes 8 years of College to become a "Specialist"

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Geotus69 15 points ago +15 / -0

A frightening truth unfortunately

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wat_meme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait, you get to see doctors? All I get to see are physician assistants and nurse practitioners.

I pay the same rates as seeing a doctor though.

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Shaffro 3 points ago +3 / -0

I demand to see the doctor. I won't let them pawn me off to assistants.

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GODwins76 6 points ago +6 / -0

I found out I'm a doctor. Not only am I better than them, people also believe in me more.

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Txponi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who is Dr. Fauci for $200.

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goddamnhologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has "Five For Fighting - It's Not Easy To Be Me" set as ring tone

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can confirm from a friend who had to leave Johns Hopkins after year 1

they are purely propaganda arms in the very first classes

my friend was very bitter and jaded about it. expected more.

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BasedNtruth 4 points ago +4 / -0

The meme is scary accurate

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many only in it for the money - do not trust them.

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Shaffro 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a good doctor now. But other ones were always trying to push pills with terrible side effects. I understand in some cases pills might be necessary but I have been working hard at my health and they still wanted me to take this and that just for prevention. I really hate that. I wish they would take the chemical crap first and let me know how they feel.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +5 / -2

"But.. but... my greys anatomy show tells me doctors are all the best!"

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TwelveMoreYears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spot on. Doctors are liars too